FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

blxxxxxx

Newport Coast, CA, USA

Wish I was relaxing at the beach with YOU. Or better Pelican Hill after a shopping trip!

egxxxxxx

Aliso Viejo, CA, USA

I like to keep smiling in my life. I am nice to people. I like it

fuxxxxxx

Callala Bay, NSW, AUS

I'm so ugly my parents use to tie a lamb chop around my neck so the family dog would play with me.

clxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

i hate scammers, oh wait i forgot this was supposed to be a joke

Raxxxxxx

Spokane, WA, USA

What did the jelly donut say when the chocolate donut was mean to it? That hurt my fillings :(

Msxxxxxx

San Pedro, CA, USA

How are coffee and a sugar baby alike? Just add some sugar and cream and she'll become the most important drink of the day.

hexxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

My dad left me so I'm looking for a replacement (:

zaxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it. Three times to make sure" "It's better to be looked over, than to be overlooked" "When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad, I'm better". - Mae West

yoxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

I enjoy someone who can make Me smile . Pretty smile all the way

Jaxxxxxx

Neptune City, NJ, USA

What do you call a suagr daddy that you're only friends with ?

fuxxxxxx

Pearland, TX, USA

What do Christmas and a kitten have in common? Sandy claws, silly!

Kaxxxxxx

Naples, FL, USA

Without the sugar you can't be my daddy you know you better have it or dont event attempt to reach at me

spxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

What's smaller than a teeny weeny fly? A flys teeny weeny.

prxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

if you're on here looking for a relationship or a *** you're on the wrong site babe!

Loxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

What are my clothes made of? Sugar baby material

LUxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I'm a baker so let me bring the sugar to the relationship ;).

maxxxxxx

Christchurch, CAN, NZL

I don't have sugar in my coffee.. I'm sweet enough already

maxxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

Tell your wife you're donating to a GREAT cause . A new .. maid ... if you will .

Swxxxxxx

Northampton, NTH, GBR

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

luxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

simplify my life