FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

MAxxxxxx

Lexington, KY, USA

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree??? Hold onto your nuts! This ain't no ordinary blowjob! ; )

mixxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy with HIV? Financial AIDS What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy My friend said he wanted to be a sugar daddy in the future. I told him, “Boy, with how broke you are, you’d be a Splenda stepfather.” What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I’m calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds. I have more lmao but...

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Brxxxxxx

McAllen, TX, USA

If you're taller than me, then you can me "fun size"

smxxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

I'll say "hi _ I'm dad," any day of the week. This is because I'm unoriginal and my comedy is situational.

Chxxxxxx

Bothell, WA, USA

Which animal has more lives? Frogs or cats? Frogs, because they croak every night. Badoom tss.

anxxxxxx

Norman, OK, USA

I'm half Hood & half Holy. Don't play with me, Pray with me

Joxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's Tearable

Brxxxxxx

McAllen, TX, USA

If you're taller thank me you can call me "fun size"

tyxxxxxx

Omaha, NE, USA

Why didn't the baby stop crying ???.... BECAUSE IT WANTED SUGAR XD

ITxxxxxx

Leipzig, SN, DEU

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? 'Cause he was dead. ehm yeah that the only one i could think of right now

Spxxxxxx

Traverse City, MI, USA

What did the cowboy cat say to the other cowboy cat? Meowdy there purrrdner

vixxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

I'm better at riddles than jokes. Message me for the answer of you can't get it 1. When is a door not a door ? 2. Whats stays in the corner but travels all around the world? 3. What's black and white and red all over ?

brxxxxxx

Kansas City, KS, USA

What is a cows least favorite movie? -Mooooooulin Rouge Why should you never rob a liquor store? - It's a little whiskey. Did you know Jesus drove a honda but didn't talk about it? - John 12:4-9 "I have not spoken of my own accord."

emxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Were Sugar Babies your favorite candy as a kid, or did you just grow to like the taste?

mixxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

Ive heard men have two emotions: Hungry and .... If I see you without an erection, I'll make you a sandwich. LMAO.

Clxxxxxx

New Rochelle, NY, USA

A new heavy metal Christian Rock band has started up. They're called Nuns 'n' Moses (I grew up on rock & roll don't judge me lmfao)

Crxxxxxx

Lizella, GA, USA

All love a little Sugar ,nothing like something sweet!

thxxxxxx

Easthampton, MA, USA

You take care of me i take care of you ;).

Caxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

We can't have fun if there is no money being spent!

kaxxxxxx

Frisco, TX, USA

what do you call a sheep covered in sugar? a candybaa!