FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

suxxxxxx

Liverpool, LIV, GBR

Have got lots of sugar in me only if you're interested but you have to be a sugar daddy so we can both play in the sugar mud

stxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

When all you wanted was a sugar daddy but now you have to be a first lady of the United States of America.

stxxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

being nice never tell me no daddy cause i want tell u no

Hexxxxxx

Bozeman, MT, USA

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar daddy! Why is seven afraid of eight? Because seven ate nine!

agxxxxxx

Croydon, CRY, GBR

The sun must shine in the sky to be seen by everyone

Mexxxxxx

City of Westminster, WSM, GBR

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Hexxxxxx

Bozeman, MT, USA

Why is seven afraid of eight? Because seven ate nine! What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar daddy!

Sixxxxxx

Mentone, AL, USA

"A lot of folks have tramp stamps. My tramp stamp is a bed sore." Some of my favorite books: Don't Eat the Yellow Snow by I.P. Freely Tracks in the Sand by Peter Dragon Ten Steps to the Outhouse by Willy Makitt

Mexxxxxx

City of Westminster, WSM, GBR

Scientist have always talk about the missing link! Funny because I've never gone missing and most definitely do not plan too, I'm just the missing sugar, while you're the missing daddy on our way to linking each other very soon hehe. Oh my goodness this is probably the worst joke ever! If you do found it funny then we may need loads of comedy night out to fix this! Honestly I don't even know if that sounds funny. Usually my funny side is spontaneous I don't make j...

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Alxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

The Irishman paused a while, then turned to his wife and said: "Pass me the tea, Bag."

Caxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

I have no idea but if you have any please feel free to share?

Mixxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Can you do this TikTok trend where you make me choose between two options without know about them and we just go and make it?

nixxxxxx

Gulfport, MS, USA

I don't know a sugar jokes because this mi first time so maybe when i get used to it i'll have some jokes

ctxxxxxx

Grafton, OH, USA

When all you wanted was a sugar daddy… but now you have to be a first lady of the United States of America

Loxxxxxx

Hollywood, FL, USA

What do you blow to make a wish !!!! A sugar daddy lol !

cnxxxxxx

Leiria, Leiria, PRT

Can't we say we met at the cafe/ at the beach? Anyways we can always say youre my Boss

Jexxxxxx

Ypsilanti, MI, USA

How many "pots" does it take to fill the honey pot ;)

Alxxxxxx

Saint Augustine, FL, USA

The nice thing about being poly is you could always ask your neighbor for extra sugar if everyone wants it that sweet. Relationships made with sugar and spice end up being baked, relationships with sugar and support build bridges. :)

amxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

Closed mouths don't get fed unless you speak up I will never know wat you need

Lexxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

I'm a single woman not a single mom. My kids don't need a daddy, I do.