FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Saxxxxxx

Leicester, LCE, GBR

Life is short. Let's minimize the waste and maximize the joy :)

Amxxxxxx

Montpelier, VA, USA

What is so fragile that saying it will break it? Silence

WUxxxxxx

Wilhelmshaven, NI, DEU

If you want to be my sugar daddy, please write to me on this 3.You don't need to register for anything else

slxxxxxx

Bangor, GWN, GBR

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby. I'm really bad at jokes aha

wixxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

What's a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it'd be R but it's the C

hixxxxxx

Matamata, WKO, NZL

When you start to think nobody cares about you try missing a couple pauments

amxxxxxx

Palo Alto, CA, USA

What do 7 days without chocolate make? It makes one weak.

moxxxxxx

Bronxville, NY, USA

I like mines that don't cry over spilled sugar lol

Dexxxxxx

Huntsville, AL, USA

Mine are to weird to put on this but I'm funny I swear!

TGxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

“I’ll tell you my secrets if you tell me yours”...

foxxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

You get more bees with honey...... so I'm always sweet.

Mixxxxxx

Advance, IN, USA

What did the egg say to the boiling water? I don't know if I can get hard I was just laid this morning ha ha ha

Eaxxxxxx

PR, USA

What do Sprinters eat before they race ? (connect with me to know the answer !)

erxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

The best men let their actions speak for themselves.

cuxxxxxx

Vasby, AB, SWE

I am not good at making jokes when somebody asks me to..I'm more like the type that makes people laugh unintentionally ((:

Tixxxxxx

Regina, SK, CAN

What is salt daddies? Sodium daddies offer dinner or perhaps cash in an effort to seduce a lady. The only difference between a true sugar daddie and a fake one particular is how they operate. While some salt daddies present dinner or , they won't be incredibly generous.

Jaxxxxxx

Murfreesboro, TN, USA

If your first message is asking to see my private photos skip me

pLxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

Message me with your contact info. I'm not paying for the site.

Tixxxxxx

Berlin, BE, DEU

"Aren't you funny? Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You might not like a girl just because she's pretty but my goodness - doesn't it help?"

suxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Her: I never have anything to wear! Him: I'm sure you have a birthday suit