FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Bixxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Oh man, I feel like every joke I attempt to make would sound like a dad-joke lol.

Nixxxxxx

Providence, RI, USA

"What do you blow to make a wish?" "A SUGAR DADDY!"

Mixxxxxx

Mount Isa, QLD, AUS

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I’m calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Baxxxxxx

Smiths Falls, ON, CAN

What going's in hard and comes out soft? I'll give you a hint it's not what your thinking

suxxxxxx

Syracuse, NY, USA

You can only call me a pillow princess if you get me a squishmallow to be a princess on

Cixxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

You know what would be good? Waking up on a yatch with a Sugar Daddy whose only joy in life is to take me (the pretty girl) shopping for whatever she likes.

Raxxxxxx

South Bend, IN, USA

I just want to sip mimosa on the beach while I introduce you to my beach

Brxxxxxx

Tehachapi, CA, USA

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer ... ..... ... She wouldn't stop running away from the ball :(

Hoxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

"You have to put just the right amount of sugar in the mix to make a French pastry, otherwise it would be sweetish."

Moxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice ;) Or! I love when people say i date older men because I have a bad relationship with my father. Although my father and I are best friends lol!

Vixxxxxx

Commack, NY, USA

Okay I'm going rogue... Q: What do you call a Type 1 Diabetic Sugar Baby? A: An equally, sweet ass-per-dame.

Loxxxxxx

Irvington, NJ, USA

If you don't know what BDB means, you're my perfect match. Lol

itxxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

Give a little sugar and I'll be your baby long time

MRxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

What's a sugar daddy with diabetes, An equal daddy ;)

spxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I’m calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds

Chxxxxxx

Charlotte Amalie, Saint Thomas Island, VIR

What is the gender-neutral term for sugar daddy Glucose guardian

pexxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

i got all the suga but no daddy, will you be mine?

Joxxxxxx

Berhampore, WGN, NZL

The most important thing about becoming g my sugar daddy: you must have daddycation!

Kaxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

It said a sugar joke lol I don't have a bone in my body to make jokes lol. But this sugar baby can put some pretty heels on and put my foot directly in your lap.

Hoxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

"You have to put just the right amount of sugar in the mix to make a French pastry, otherwise it would be sweetish." I hope that made you smile!