FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Omxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

If you don't love me neither do I.. Baby your PHAT (pretty hot and tempting)

Paxxxxxx

Cleveland, OH, USA

I often found myself daydreaming about the same thing.. Me looking for a sugar daddy that would pay all of my bills just because I'm beautiful. Hahaaaa (wink,wink)

Saxxxxxx

Thirsk, NYK, GBR

I don't actually know any jokes, I have a very dark humour and a lot of crappy dad jokes.

K4xxxxxx

Arlington, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy with no sugar? A Splenda daddy!!!

JBxxxxxx

Cannington, WA, AUS

The word of the day is legs. Would u ckme to my place and spread the word?

Iwxxxxxx

Terrace, BC, CAN

"How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer."

chxxxxxx

California City, CA, USA

My only dream I wanna accomplish rn is finding a good sugar daddy

mexxxxxx

Arlington, VA, USA

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together;)

icxxxxxx

Colorado Springs, CO, USA

Come to my stand up set instead! I love comedy & to make others laugh.

KAxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What happens when you make a sugar daddy hard? Oh no, they're caramel!

SUxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? Meals on Wheels!

swxxxxxx

Morgantown, WV, USA

Splenda doesn't sweeten my tea. I need some sugar, baby =>

Anxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found

loxxxxxx

Euclid, OH, USA

I often found myself daydreaming about the same thing… me looking for a sugar daddy who wouldn’t call, text, touch or meet but would pay all my bills, just because I’m beautiful.

suxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

I love any jokes! I'm not a very fussy person. :) .

LAxxxxxx

Clarksville, IN, USA

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Naxxxxxx

Carbondale, IL, USA

Hey hit me with your best shot I'm super Goofy and bubbly I love to laugh! Grantee to have a smile on my face.

Mexxxxxx

Jamaica, NY, USA

1. Beauty isn't made of sugar... Daddies are Tbh I.....

inxxxxxx

Oakland, CA, USA

I Would Rather Shoot You In The Face Than To Stab You In The Back^_^ Real Recognize Real ! Real Eyes Realize Real Lies !

tixxxxxx

Roseville, MI, USA

My favorite kind of jokes are usually ones I shouldn't be laughing at or sexual jokes.