FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

swxxxxxx

Morgantown, WV, USA

Sugar is sweeter than Splenda ;) ...................

daxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

What does a deaf gynecologist do? Read lips.

Zoxxxxxx

Temecula, CA, USA

I'm not rude, I'm honest. Not really a joke but wanted to add that. If I actually spoke my mind I be in deep crap.

skxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

sugar daddy? I prefer 'glucose guardian' :P

Kaxxxxxx

Oklahoma City, OK, USA

No one likes a dried tasteless Poundcake, so add a little more sugar into your life. I know that was corny but hey, I tried LoL.

muxxxxxx

Montgomery, AL, USA

What's a college girl's favorite candy?.......... A Sugar Daddy!

Nixxxxxx

Waterbury, CT, USA

Let's go pick some lemons and make lemonade I have a great sense of humor and love to laugh it's great for the soul and very healthy as well

hoxxxxxx

The Bronx, NY, USA

It's just a cup of coffee, it's just a glass of wine.

hhxxxxxx

West Liberty, IA, USA

Not good at jokes but I bet you can tell me a really good one

icxxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

Oh a sugar baby mean someone who is financially pampered, I thought I'd see a baby made of sugar (it's not a funny joke, but it's all that I had)

tixxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

Don't ask for my number unless your going to send SD money through. LOL :)

mixxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Looking for the sugar to my spice and everything nice :)

mixxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

Looking for my F.F.F.... message me if you're curious ;)

Mexxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

Heyyy what's your name? Can I call you mine? :)

LOxxxxxx

Albany, GA, USA

Knock knock. Who's there Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I'm back

Nixxxxxx

Dothan, AL, USA

I use to enjoy eating Sugar Daddy's as a youth....I guess not much has changed !! LOL

puxxxxxx

Ocala, FL, USA

do you ever get tired from running through my mind all day..?

loxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What did the Potatoe say ? nothing Exactly it's a POTATOE it can't speak .

Mixxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Do you know where they get Virgin Wool from ? from really ugly ugly sheep

Anxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

JOKES I ENJOY A man orders coffee with no cream and no sugar. After a few minutes, the waitress comes back and says, "we're out of cream. What about no milk?"