FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

alxxxxxx

Madrid, MD, ESP

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy? - Glucose Guardian

rexxxxxx

West Columbia, SC, USA

What will make your life so much better just by being there? ME

Irxxxxxx

Harpers Ferry, WV, USA

If you can't be silly before the Willy-nilly , then what's the point?

Sixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

“I don't like men who pretend to be someone they’re not, but if you are pretending someone who is funny, handsome, smart, rich and entertaining that's absolutely fine with me.”

alxxxxxx

Little Rock, AR, USA

My favorite color is blue, so is my favorite bill!

swxxxxxx

Morgantown, WV, USA

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Rexxxxxx

Wentzville, MO, USA

What does a snow storm & sex have in common? You never know how many inches you'll get and when it's going to come.

Vixxxxxx

Fairfax, VA, USA

"Give A F**k What A N***a Got If He Ain't Giving It"

kaxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

I don't know how this works! Someone show me! And pass the sugar

paxxxxxx

Shelby, MI, USA

I love all jokes as long as there pg13 and are appropriate

asxxxxxx

De Pere, WI, USA

What do you call a Sugar Daddy with no dough? ...A Sugarfree Daddy!

iMxxxxxx

Buckhead, GA, USA

Would like some marshmallows with that hot chocolate ?

Caxxxxxx

Hollywood, CA, USA

Are you a campfire cause you're hot and I want s'more;)

Lexxxxxx

Grand Prairie, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels!

Sexxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

2 men walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you?" The first man says, "I'll have some self-confidence." The bartender pours him a shot of whiskey and he downs it. The second man says, "I too will have some self-confidence." The bartender pours him a shot of whiskey, and he downs it. At the other end of the bar a woman sees this interaction and becomes curious. She says to the bartender, "Excuse me, I would also like some self-confidence." The bartend...

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whxxxxxx

Orange Park, FL, USA

How do people want a sugar daddy but not hand out any sugar? I dont get it. But I'm definitely people because I need some help and I don't wanna give up no sugar. ;)>

Laxxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

I don't have one but I do love a good pun. Y'all are hilarious XD

Brxxxxxx

Springfield, MO, USA

Confucius say man who run behind car get exhausted

Caxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

What is the best marching band in space? A Marshin Band

saxxxxxx

Hamilton, ON, CAN

The fact that there are meatball subs must mean that there are meatball doms!