FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

swxxxxxx

Mt. Pleasant, SC, USA

Umm .... huh ? Why is this a question ? Wait - is this the joke ?

moxxxxxx

Springfield, MO, USA

It's all fun and games, until your daddy wants some sugar! What do you blow to make your wishes true? A sugar daddy

kexxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Chrismas wish: I need someone loyall, committed, who always loves me.... nevermind, I already have a dog. What I need is a sugar daddy.

CAxxxxxx

Athens, GA, USA

A good laugh a day is good for the body I enjoy laughing and smiling

Moxxxxxx

North Oxford, MA, USA

I once had a sugar daddy, it was nothing weird. My dad has type 2 diabetes

coxxxxxx

Sugar Land, TX, USA

I've been looking for sugar daddies and couldn't never find one how are you going to be my sugar daddy and your an alcoholic

Vixxxxxx

Panama City Beach, FL, USA

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites.

isxxxxxx

Adelaide, SA, AUS

This is a terrible joke by the way What does a deaf gynaecologist do? He reads lips

sbxxxxxx

Deerfield Beach, FL, USA

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. My favorite joke since I was a kid and now because I love to dance :)

Muxxxxxx

Evansville, IN, USA

My daughter asked me what a sugar daddy is. I have her $2000 to never ask me again!

Laxxxxxx

El Paso, TX, USA

What did the horse say after it tripped? Helllp I've fallen and I can't giddy up! I'll leave now lol

kyxxxxxx

Aberdeen, ABE, GBR

love at first bite The sugar that fights diabetes friendly

noxxxxxx

Marlboro, NJ, USA

I like older men with a touch of class and a story to tell

DAxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

You must be a headache,cause you been in my head all dayy

drxxxxxx

Norfolk, VA, USA

My favorite jokes are dad jokes because they're not funny which make them hilarious whenever someone tells it.

Orxxxxxx

Spring Lake, NC, USA

Two cannibals are eating a clown when one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Stxxxxxx

Newton, KS, USA

Knock Knock.... who's their?.... boo.... boo who?... exactly.

Alxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd. what are 4 and 5? ... 9

bbxxxxxx

Valdosta, GA, USA

Knock knock it's a beautiful sugar baby waiting on you.

Mixxxxxx

Walton on Thames, SRY, GBR

Nice men are difficult to find but as bad as sugar is it's even more difficult to resist!