FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Arxxxxxx

Hammond, IN, USA

Why do boomers make the best sugar daddies? Because they're the best at future generations!! What do you call it,when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy crush! Ok,I'll see myself out lol.

kyxxxxxx

Syracuse, NY, USA

A sugar joke... hmmm... well isn't it funny how man are picky but when woman are it's a problem,

Swxxxxxx

Whitefish, MT, USA

I LOVE dad jokes, hit me with your best one! I laugh way too hard at dad jokes lol

khxxxxxx

Queens, NY, USA

Anything funny! Lol I love to laugh it makes my heart feel warm.

Haxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Anything positive or Something corny lol i love it all

daxxxxxx

Burlington, VT, USA

" they are old enough to be your parent" Can't rolls my eyes at that enough.

w8xxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Never heard them before because this my first time lol

CLxxxxxx

Lubbock, TX, USA

A mushroom gets kicked out of a bar, someone walking in saw him and asked" why so down"?. The mushroom says "I don't know, I'm a really fungi"!

Stxxxxxx

Scarborough, NYK, GBR

The only jokes I enjoy are the terrible dad ones! Give me your best to brighten my day.

daxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I love money being spent on me so I can look pretty for you

adxxxxxx

Kenosha, WI, USA

I want to be a mortician, some people say it'll be lonely, I say it's exciting because everyone is just dying to see me :)

doxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

kaxxxxxx

Stone Mountain, GA, USA

The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice! CLASSIC

ARxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What did the sugar baby say to her sugar daddy after a huge fight? Leave me a loan.

Baxxxxxx

Lansing, MI, USA

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!

Mixxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

I'm not a pro but here goes.... . I used to be in a band called The missing cat.

CExxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

Happy to say I have all my own hair & my stomach doesn't hang over my belt....

Hexxxxxx

Amsterdam, NH, NLD

Have a nice day :). And reminder do not stop smilling

Dexxxxxx

Zwolle, OV, NLD

Can’t afford college? I Need A Sugardaddy! Could it be you? ;)

Anxxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

I once had a sugar daddy... It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes. (not really)