FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

pexxxxxx

Springfield, MO, USA

When I said daddy, I meant sugar daddy Her: I finally found a sugar daddy Him: I finally found an organ donor

laxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Oh to woo a doe Carefully tipping toes Letters exchanged Alas, emotions start to rearrange Here and there Cherubs serenade the air A ballad of Romance Longing for that splendid dance Time proceeds Boundless hearts bleed The brink of goodbye All In the blink of an eye How finite love is When compared to our vices - poem by yours truly ***joke*** Asian lady at the nail salon: "your boyfriend don't pay for gel" Sugar baby: "my boyfriend is in gel"

Loxxxxxx

Everett, WA, USA

If my smile doesn't warm your heart I know my neck can warm your hand :)

Stxxxxxx

Danville, IL, USA

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?!? There's no menu. You get what you deserve!

lixxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Life can be a tad bit salty, so why not try to pass the sugar around and make peoples day a bit sweeter :)

Kaxxxxxx

El Dorado Hills, CA, USA

......I need a sugar daddy that don't want no sugar :)

nixxxxxx

Hilton Head Island, SC, USA

What do you get when you jingle Santa's balls? A white Christmas!

saxxxxxx

Vitré, BRE, FRA

What did the ocean said to the beach? Nothing, it just waved Love dad jokes!

maxxxxxx

Lawrenceville, GA, USA

What do you call a angry carrot ? A steamed vegetable

moxxxxxx

West Chester, OH, USA

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only "10-I-see" LOL

maxxxxxx

Cicero, IL, USA

What's the opposite of a sugar baby? U- mamiiiii hehehehehe ;) Here's another one ! 3. What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? A PayPal

Duxxxxxx

Graz, Styria, AUT

Wisst ihr noch als Trump zum Präsidenten der Vereinigten Staaten gewählt wurde? hahahahaha Fasst so lustig wie die diesjährige WM hahaha

hoxxxxxx

Asheville, NC, USA

I used to play the triangle in a reggae band, but I had to quit because it was always one ting after another

rexxxxxx

Bicester, OXF, GBR

Who built King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference

snxxxxxx

Avery, ID, USA

What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster.......?

Kaxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Don't judge me.....& Idk why BUT I like dad jokes lol

brxxxxxx

Boone, NC, USA

what do you blow to make a wish? a sugar daddy :,)

Vixxxxxx

Tualatin, OR, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener.

Rexxxxxx

Calabasas, CA, USA

What is the best sound in the world that everyone loves? When ATM machined does "grrrrrr" :D I love that joke btw

BAxxxxxx

Arbyrd, MO, USA

You wanna know what sweeter the me....... This bud I'm toking!!!!!!