FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

prxxxxxx

Towson, MD, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

gwxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

I love dark humor and I'm a sucker for a good pun!

cixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What is the gender neutral word for "Sugar Daddy"? Glucose Guardian.

Soxxxxxx

Buffalo, NY, USA

We'll have to figure that out together. I guess if it makes me laugh your good.

Krxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

So what do you blow to make your all your wishes come true? A sugar daddy XD-- XOXO

Juxxxxxx

Riverside, CA, USA

Proceed with caution it's extremely slippery over here!

Prxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Sugar Babies Sugar Daddiies and SlowPokes just go together!! IYKYK

loxxxxxx

Somerdale, NJ, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan Lol

baxxxxxx

Tulsa, OK, USA

lol " when is a beautiful woman like yourself going to let me take care of you !!

Joxxxxxx

Las Cruces, NM, USA

I have named my horse Mayo. Occasionally, Mayo neighs

Maxxxxxx

Irving, TX, USA

I'm old enough to date you or your mom, either way you're going to be calling me daddy... I can't unhear this and I'm still shocked it was said to me with confidence

Pexxxxxx

Colorado Springs, CO, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that fell in love with a girl?? Candy crush What do you call a man that pretends to have money to attract pretty women?? Artificial sweetner

loxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I’m calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds. LMAO

lexxxxxx

Fayetteville, AR, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy? Glucose Guardian!! lol

BAxxxxxx

Charleston, WV, USA

This is horrible but: What's the gender-neutral term for sugar daddy? . . . glucose gaurdian!

Wyxxxxxx

Mesa, AZ, USA

What do you call a fly with no wings?? A Walk!!

baxxxxxx

Defiance, OH, USA

starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music.... i'm calling it girls just wanna have funds.

Lexxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What's something that tastes great and you love to eat but bad for ya because it's much too sweet? Me! Your sugar baby!

Nexxxxxx

Savannah, GA, USA

Try me. I will poke you in your eye. And I will giggle.

fuxxxxxx

Manchester, NH, USA

What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?" Glucose guardian