FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

flxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Is it true? The darker the berry the sweeter the juice?

Spxxxxxx

Jeffersonville, KY, USA

Ain't no sunshine when she's gon... .. but you'll beg for when she's away

ruxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I got all the sugar you need ;))) . Keep things sweet I'll keep it sweeter. Blacker the berry SWEETER the juice ;)

Amxxxxxx

Adelaide, SA, AUS

Sorry I don't have one. I'll try and think of one and get back to ya.

kbxxxxxx

Mesa, AZ, USA

"Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself? Because it was too tired."

mixxxxxx

Milton-Freewater, OR, USA

I'm terrible at telling jokes. But I can be funny. Its usually an accident though. Lol

Buxxxxxx

Lakeland, FL, USA

What is the gender-neutral term for a sugar daddy? A glucose guardian.

naxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

"Knock, Knock" , "who's there?", "Kiss", "Kiss who?", "Kiss me, Silly!" "What did the lightbub say to the switch on the wall? " - "You know how to turn me on." "Are you a keyboard?" - " Because you're definitely my type." "Do you know how to fish?" - " Because you've got mew hooked."

Nixxxxxx

Lee, FL, USA

Anything dirty. My minds always in the gutter LOL. Life's boring otherwise, am I wrong??

Chxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Music, electronic music. -byork -Twizzlerz and chocolate -someone that can help me financially -gifts

xoxxxxxx

Lancaster, CA, USA

I love sugar daddy's but I'll accept Splenda daddy's too! XD

Nixxxxxx

Berlin, BE, DEU

Not a sugar joke, but.... Q: What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a crab with a big chest? A: One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

Yoxxxxxx

Athens, AL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener.

Nixxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

I had a dream I was a muffler and woke up exhausted.

kixxxxxx

Cambridge, MA, USA

What does a deaf gynecologist do??? .. reads lips.

naxxxxxx

Augusta, GA, USA

Hmmm. I'm pretty corny I don't know any sugar jokes but here's a joke I always use (living in the south lol) "What's up?" "The temperature!" Lol I know it was bad but I laugh every time

FOxxxxxx

Brighton, ON, CAN

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Kurt haha

kaxxxxxx

Long Branch, NJ, USA

If anyone wants to buy me that new iPhone 14 just cause they think I deserve it please don't hesitate

exxxxxxx

San Carlos, CA, USA

Your mama so skinny she has to run around the shower just to get wet!

Quxxxxxx

Doncaster, DNC, GBR

I visited the doctor today and he said my sugar was too high... so I came home and moved it to a lower shelf