FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Amxxxxxx

Sterling Heights, MI, USA

"As sweet as can be, you'll start to only want to see me!" It's an original.. I just forgot to add the joke, lolll oops!

luxxxxxx

McKinney, TX, USA

And I wanna get my nails done and my hair and I wanna go tk the mall

wixxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

This billionaire took me too see one of his family owned businesses and I got to point out to all the forklifts and machines that I use to drive when I use to work in warehouse jobs And he thought it was funny. I can do burn outs in them hehe

Vexxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

I will accept splenda daddies too, because I understand times are hard.

jexxxxxx

Pflugerville, TX, USA

why would he marry you if he already have you for free?

Unxxxxxx

Savannah, GA, USA

A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway. Police advise citizens to look out for a group of hardened criminals.

yoxxxxxx

Charleston, SC, USA

Ha! Ask me the difference between me and a mosquito.

kaxxxxxx

Oneida, TN, USA

Did your donkey fall in sugar? Then what is that sweet ass?

Sixxxxxx

Beverly Hills, CA, USA

Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies? They’re the best at f*cking future generations. . What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? A PayPal

Yaxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy haha

arxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?" Glucose guardian

apxxxxxx

Zurich, ZH, CHE

I’m running out of money... - I need a sugar daddy. What do you blow to make your wishes come true? - A sugar daddy

onxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

Slipping into my new diet slowly. I’ve started by blowing the sugar off my doughnuts.

grxxxxxx

Buffalo, NY, USA

Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.

Naxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

I don't have any jokes but one thing I do find funny is all the guys who love

LAxxxxxx

Roanoke, VA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Buxxxxxx

Alexandria, AL, USA

Daddy- *be good while I'm gone" Me- * already formulating the many ways I can get in trouble*

Hexxxxxx

Barcelona, CT, ESP

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy? Glucose guardian

raxxxxxx

Woodland Hills, CA, USA

What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

Caxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

- Honey is sweeter than sugar so how about honey baby HB instead of SB. - I had a dream where I found myself painting my hands and face blue then I was suddenly seized by the wind and began to fly in the infinite sky. I flew happily higher up above the sun while the world slowly faded away down there. Your voice was just a sweet music playing just for me: From Volare.