FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

lixxxxxx

Port Isaac, CON, GBR

some will call you sugar daddy... i'll call you my glucose guardian and we'll laugh over it while you set my allowance.

lixxxxxx

McLain, MS, USA

why am I drooling over you? because your looking like a snack

blxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

are you a bank cuz i'd like to take all your money

naxxxxxx

Alexandria, VA, USA

Is it the wifi? Because I feel some sort of connection here

kaxxxxxx

Chattanooga, TN, USA

are you a sucker? Cause i would love to suck you:)

kixxxxxx

State College, PA, USA

What is a Splenda daddy? -A man who would like to be a sugar daddy…. But doesn’t quite have the means to pull it off.

Hexxxxxx

Carrollton, TX, USA

My jokes are all dad jokes. Lol you'll hate them you might just laugh

Vixxxxxx

Capitol Heights, MD, USA

What is something that is sweet, and that always make you happy when you see it? A sugar daddy!

Rixxxxxx

Montgomery, AL, USA

If you provide the Sauger, I'll supply the Spice, And we can make Everything Nice. Lol

anxxxxxx

Chatsworth, CA, USA

I love corny jokes. What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees!

gexxxxxx

Sunshine Coast, QLD, AUS

When all you wanted was a sugar daddy… but now you have to be a first lady of the United States of America

rrxxxxxx

Huntington Beach, CA, USA

The only man a women can depend on is her daddy... When I say daddy, I mean SUGAR DADDY

Rexxxxxx

Cumbernauld, NLK, GBR

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila

abxxxxxx

Fort Wayne, IN, USA

-What generation is Forest Gump? -Jen A (Jennaayy) BaddA binngg**** That's my one ans done and yes I know it's the best dad joke ever lol

Mixxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What do you call a guy who's a pro at fishing?.....

Ajxxxxxx

Honolulu, HI, USA

You'll never forget this ride, but remember, rides aren't free, sir....

Suxxxxxx

Ontario, CA, USA

Best day ever: when you get your one free phone call and you call your sugar daddy

kyxxxxxx

Syracuse, NY, USA

How many cups of sugar should you add in your tea? As Many as you want

smxxxxxx

Playa del Rey, CA, USA

a haiku, written by me: i cri everytime i look into my bank account. oh daddy, help me.

ALxxxxxx

Dearborn, MI, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Al's toy barn xD