FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Kaxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

I usually never understand jokes, but I smile easily.

amxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

Why did the blonde get fired from the m+m factory?? Because she threw out all the Ws!

baxxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

They say you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly ;)

Fuxxxxxx

Tulsa, OK, USA

I love jokes that take me by surpise. Not cruel or super raunchy, but legitimately funny.

juxxxxxx

Idaho Falls, ID, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with?

Isxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

I hate when old men tell nasty jokes. Let me tell the jokes.

vaxxxxxx

Madrid, MD, ESP

believe me you may end with a sweet tooth after knowing me

gaxxxxxx

Mayfair, WSM, GBR

i can't think of one so you tell me i'm very bad at jokes

roxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

my favorite joke i've heard on here: "three fifty & can you host?" a half hour private *DANCE* at my club is the same price LMAO I am not looking for anything transactional, its about being decent, building trust and a mutually beneficial relationship. Speak to me as if you want to take me on a respectful date or don't speak to me at all thanks

Adxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

You attached more butterflies with sugar than you do with vinegar

Swxxxxxx

Daytona Beach, FL, USA

I don't have daddy issues.....I'm just caring for the elderly ;p

Bixxxxxx

Daytona Beach, FL, USA

after the doctor performs the prostate digital rectum exam he tells you to pull up your pants and leaves the room the nurse enters and asks, "who just left?"

Trxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Who lasted longer the lettuce or Truss? Answer this correctly and you to could soon be running the country. UPDATE, the lettuce is still fresh and is being auctioned to the highest bidder, the proceeds will go to the Conservative party to assist them in understanding that they have royally screwed the UK economy, the public and the youth of today.

baxxxxxx

San Luis Obispo, CA, USA

What do you call an American Bee? A USB haha......

Loxxxxxx

Midland, GA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with ? A PayPal

Loxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Make a choice Sugar daddy: I’m going to spoil you Salt daddy: I’m going to preserve you

Coxxxxxx

Smyrna, GA, USA

What is a Splenda Daddy??? A man who would like to be a Sugar Daddy...but doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.

myxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

salt is just angry sugar.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

clxxxxxx

Toluca, IL, USA

What’s the opposite of Sugar Daddy? U-mami What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? A PayPal

Nixxxxxx

Chattanooga, TN, USA

Are you from Tennessee cause your the only 10 i see