FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

jexxxxxx

Greenville, SC, USA

I'm sweet like chocolate candy but need someone to give me some sugar

enxxxxxx

Columbia Heights, DC, USA

Last time I was watching a movie, and the main actor wanted to ki** the bad guy, and he started saying "please have MERCY on me" ... and I was like how can somebody say MERCI to someone who wants to ki** him! Because MERCI means thank you in french... hahahhaaa! ( im a fluent french speaker). Sorry if you didn't get it hahahahahaa!!

lixxxxxx

Buffalo, NY, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy? glucose guardian

Prxxxxxx

Glasgow, GLG, GBR

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young girls is not a "Sugar daddy" He is an artificial sweetener LOL

swxxxxxx

Advance, IN, USA

" The Gender Neutral Term For Sugar Daddy Is " Glucose Guardian "

Maxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy you're just friends with?

moxxxxxx

West Allis, WI, USA

Kinda a dad joke here...... What do you call a whale without undies.......

Joxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true ? - My Sugar daddy!

Kaxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Looking for someone handsome, strong, stable, supportive, and young who is content with just staring at me

suxxxxxx

Bristol, BST, GBR

Try me see you got the best jokes I love to laught

Jaxxxxxx

Buckeye, AZ, USA

Sometime daddy doesnt always want the sugar, just for you to be sweet ;)

mixxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What do you call a Spanish toilet that weighs 2,000 lbs?

loxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

I read somewhere about the bad infuences of alcohol and sugar so i decided to read less

hexxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

You're so sweet, you're going to give me a cavity !

tbxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I'm too old for this..... but I don't look like it...

goxxxxxx

Saint Ann, MO, USA

I love a goofy man that loves to laugh it's actually my way of flirting lol

Alxxxxxx

Des Moines, IA, USA

I use to eat sugar daddies as a child so nothing much has changed

kixxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies? I love this joke

auxxxxxx

Oklahoma City, OK, USA

what are you doing on here if it's not to be at sugar daddy?

Skxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

The inside joke is that we'd both be each other's favorite secret.