FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Nyxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What is good lemonade with no sugar ? ............

g0xxxxxx

El Paso, TX, USA

For me anything will work it's easy to make me laugh :)

lexxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What did the man say to the sugar baby? I hope your sweet (corny right?)

chxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

As long as you're funny and keep me laughing I'll take any joke you're willing to tell.

lixxxxxx

Drumchapel, GLG, GBR

I have an extremely dark sense of humour so please joke away, nothing offends me trust me

daxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

What did the sink say to the toilet? "Hey, I get just as much ass as you do, I just don't take as much shït!"

maxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Naxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Hahaha dear future sugar daddy I I hope your Wallet is as thick as me.

Buxxxxxx

Bakersfield, CA, USA

Make a choice Sugar daddy: I’m going to spoil you Salt daddy: I’m going to preserve you

Trxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Who lasted longer the lettuce or Truss? Answer this correctly and you to could soon be running the country

hexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Pay for my premium so i can see who you are and we can get to know each other and so I know it's real!

ivxxxxxx

Bridgewater, NY, USA

Ik a sugar daddy is made of Carmel but how sweet can it really be

daxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

If you can't send FaceTime or meet me , pls don't waste mine or your time ! Thankyou . It's too many catfishes on here

gnxxxxxx

Dublin, CA, USA

I'm told I'm a sweet guy with a big....heart. If you were thinking something else, we'll get along. LOL But message me and find out!

mexxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

It's all fun and games till your sugar daddy wants some sugar hehe take a joke plz

Ajxxxxxx

La Palma, CA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? A PayPal

noxxxxxx

Greenville, SC, USA

This week I didn't win the lottery nor hit big at the casino..I didn't find a sugar daddy so I guess I'll be back at work. Q: Why do Boomers make the best Sugar Daddies? A: They're the best at f*cking future generations. Q: What do you call a Sugar Daddy with HIV? A: Financial AIDS

hoxxxxxx

Chester, CHW, GBR

Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.

suxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

I love to be spoiled;) send a text I would love to talk to you

jaxxxxxx

Richmond, NSW, AUS

Any joke from my sugar babe will be consider as a favour to me . love fun loving cuties.