FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Inxxxxxx

Birmingham, MI, USA

What's a Sugar Daddy's favorite candy?. . . . . . . . you thought I was gonna say Sugar Daddy huh? Nope, ME duh ! Lol

thxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

True love checklist 1. Committed 2. Affectionate 3. Loyal Wait a min... i already have a dog! Retake! 1.sugar daddy

Naxxxxxx

Alpharetta, GA, USA

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business!

spxxxxxx

Port Saint Lucie, FL, USA

He always ask before making any moves even in dreams.!!!

sexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Honestly I have nothing to put here but maybe I could make you laugh .

boxxxxxx

Grants, NM, USA

I am sugar, spice and everything nice. I like all things sugar, especially sugar daddies lol

Chxxxxxx

Melbourne, FL, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan (lol)

baxxxxxx

Port Saint Lucie, FL, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy

Lixxxxxx

Boynton Beach, FL, USA

Ivy league college recently released a survey that said ....it only takes 3.5 inches to satisfy a woman, doesn't matter if it's Visa or MasterCard!

puxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy! (Lol HEY they said a SUGAR joke right?)

suxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

Well I don't really think it's a joke but it can be the more sweeter you are the more sugar I'll give

JBxxxxxx

Hobart, TAS, AUS

What do you blow to make some money? A sugar daddy ;)

quxxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

When all you wanted was a sugar daddy… but now you have to be a first lady of the United States of America

Shxxxxxx

Tallahassee, FL, USA

I COME WITH CHILDREN. If that’s an issue leave me tf alone!

Mixxxxxx

Tacoma, WA, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Lexxxxxx

Tacoma, WA, USA

What does an intellegent sugar baby tell her sugar daddy when she's upset? LEAVE ME A LOAN.

baxxxxxx

Yakima, WA, USA

The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is Glucose Guardian lol

suxxxxxx

San Angelo, TX, USA

Did you hear about the affair between sugar and cream? -It was icing on the cake!

Quxxxxxx

Albany, NY, USA

I'm sweet like honey come give me a taste. You won't be disappointed and oh I love to play. I love pleasing my man in each and every way, as long as he reciprocate's in that same way.

lexxxxxx

Wausau, WI, USA

I love corny science puns or dad jokes. Here are two of my favorites: 1. What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, then you might as well Barium. 2. Two guys walked into a bar, and the third guy ducked.