FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

PRxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

What do you call a man with money who likes to control you? Daddy

aixxxxxx

Delaware City, DE, USA

I love too laugh, all jokes to me are fine... I love a man with a sense of humor

coxxxxxx

Little Rock, AR, USA

A wise man said nothing, he just booked the flight :)

Laxxxxxx

Tempe, AZ, USA

I don't mind if you're married...really I don't... ...I like married men. Like really, I loove married men...so hey

Zaxxxxxx

Hi Hat, KY, USA

silly pick up line- Are you an almond tree? Cause i'd like to milk your nuts

goxxxxxx

Surrey, BC, CAN

I don't joke much but I love them if you have any I'd love to hear them

MSxxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Ahmmmmm... no idea what to write here. I'm not into corny jokes. HA HA

kMxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I Would Say Something Catchy But You've Already Caught My Eyes

Daxxxxxx

Newport News, VA, USA

My dream is to make you happy with my sweetness of love and passion

daxxxxxx

Lubbock, TX, USA

"It's okay if your phone autocorrects 'fuck' to 'duck.' You're still using fowl language."

maxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

They say you can't teach a old dog new tricks, but I can show you how

anxxxxxx

Redding, CA, USA

I literally need to pay my bills also pay my tickets for bei mg a speed racer please spoil me

daxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

dont you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty. you wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness doesn't it help? - Marilyn Monroe

anxxxxxx

Folsom, CA, USA

what do you call a sugar daddy that youre only friend with? a PayPal

spxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Him I love a juicy peach Me: then secure, & Invest in the ripest sweetest, juiciest one destined to ignite your endless sweet tooth , me

Daxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

If you have sugar and honey on your list, don't go to a Grocery store, just come to this site. :)

Muxxxxxx

Fayetteville, NC, USA

Lol Sweetest Sugar Baby will you'll ever meet I promise

Brxxxxxx

Marietta, GA, USA

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

Guxxxxxx

Jacksonville, NC, USA

1. Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies? They’re the best at f*cking future generations.

shxxxxxx

Westville, OH, USA

I'll visited the doctor today and he said my sugar was too high so I came home and moved it to a lower shelf