FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

kexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Let's not waste each other's time!!!! You want substance? Are you tired of the BS sugar baby games? I am what you have been seeking.

doxxxxxx

Statesboro, GA, USA

I'm going to school to be a Mortician . Super morbid but people are dying to see me

Djxxxxxx

Ann Arbor, MI, USA

They say i am built that way. Nerdy and stuff but i can be nerdy and interesting and entertaining.

emxxxxxx

Berlin, BE, DEU

I hope you like bad girls because I’m bad at everything

amxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why can't Cookie Dough hold a steady job? Answer: She was too busy getting baked! Haha

soxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

Me: wanna hear a joke about a little cat?

kaxxxxxx

Alpine, TX, USA

There was this couple that were talking about having out n the wild .... the guy says there just something about having out side out here in the wild and free, and the girl says really what is it the guy says not much but it's in "tents" (intense)..

sexxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I’m calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Plxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Ignore the comment on my profile, he was mad I didn't want to go back to a hotel for FREE.

Laxxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

Hey, Where are you walking in all this heat ? Do you know sugar melts ?

skxxxxxx

Eau Claire, WI, USA

It's okay my love you can talk to me if you want this lady isn't gonna bite unless you request it

caxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

I'm a sucker for a good dad joke:) I also enjoy puns, riddles, and sexual innuendos

Laxxxxxx

Mounds, IL, USA

Why can't you trust Atoms? Because they make up everything!

koxxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

Why did the sugar baby cross the road? To up her new purse from the post office hahaha Sorry bad joke haha

Kaxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Looking for someone handsome, strong, stable, supportive, and young

thxxxxxx

Mapleton, UT, USA

Why do Ducks have Tail Feathers ??? To hide their Butt-QUAKS !! ...... Your Welcome !

odxxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

rexxxxxx

Annapolis, MD, USA

What do you do with 100 used condoms? Melt them into a tire and call it a GoodYear.

brxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

send money and maybe i'll text you back ;) i'm just kidding but money is always okay

thxxxxxx

Lacanau, NAQ, FRA

I don't know, but I love to laugh and play "hide and seek" especially in a big garden