FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Hoxxxxxx

Colleyville, TX, USA

If y'all don't stop try to scam me?!!!! I'm out all y'all pictures on my profile!!!!!! MF!!! And I will pay another mth so everyone can see! HA!

Drxxxxxx

Mesa, AZ, USA

Each time the smarty-pants have to pay the price, no one in sight, face up to the sky, sooner or later will fall to the ground. A rich woman leading her dog for a walk, and met a beggar. She arrogantly taunted the beggar: "You call my dog Dad, I give you a hundred dollars!" The beggar said, "What if I bark ten times?" The rich woman happily: "I give a thousand!" The beggar immediately shouted at the dog ten "Dad", attracted a crowd of spectators. In full view of ev...

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hoxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

What do you light on a dark night? A flame , moth to a flame. Lol

Dexxxxxx

Summit, NJ, USA

I appreciate all forms of humor: dry, dark, corny puns, dad jokes...

coxxxxxx

Athens, TX, USA

My daughter asked me what a sugar daddy was. I gave her $2000 to never ask me that again.

Alxxxxxx

Fullerton, CA, USA

Yes I'm blonde no I don't need your blonde jokes......but if they funny please share

asxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

When guys says let's meet for coffee to just see if we click I like to say...no tire kickers please. Lol

urxxxxxx

Angelica, NY, USA

im sweet like sugar ;) come bite me baby

Prxxxxxx

Huntington Beach, CA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? A PayPal.

dlxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

"I tend to go for independent women" "You're a gold digger" " I just don't want to be taken advantage of by a women" Quick to leave you if you say these things or insinuate them. I am young, beautiful and valuable. If you don't want to treat a women like a queen than I am not your girl.

prxxxxxx

Anaheim, CA, USA

a baby meets a guy and asks him r u a sugar daddy or a splenda daddy

kixxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

Hey baby are you sitting on a pile of sugar? Cause you've got a sweet booty

kaxxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

A happy girl is a fed girl :) Gold is a girls best friend but cash works too.

Sixxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

I'm not about to come up with a corny joke, just know I'm funny in person.

Suxxxxxx

Lancaster, OH, USA

I have mirrors all around my room so can surround myself with winners. Lol

maxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

I'll give you a dollar back and tell you to buy yourself something nice for your troubles

Crxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Please dont sugarcoat it, Im diabetic. Literally. Haha

bexxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

People think my diabetes jokes are harsh, but it's not like I can sugarcoat it

Trxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Whats blonde and totally useless? The prime minister.

suxxxxxx

SGP

What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan