FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

cuxxxxxx

Angleton, TX, USA

What did the salt say to the sugar? What's shakin"!(:

faxxxxxx

Redlands, CA, USA

What does Holy Water taste like ..... Fingers Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar... the Bartender shouts " WE DONT SERVE BREAKFAST HERE" What kind of car does Jesus drive a Chrystlar Wanna know more dad jokes ? I can keep going hahah

Prxxxxxx

Adelaide, SA, AUS

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

DAxxxxxx

Sheboygan, WI, USA

What does a sugar baby taste like? Why don't you come find out?

glxxxxxx

Greenbrier, AR, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who falls for the girl-candy crush. What do you call a low income provider- high fructose corn syrup father. What's a gender neutral sugar daddy- gluscose guardian.

Alxxxxxx

Cardiff, CRF, GBR

1)A sugar daddy is in bed with a beautiful woman and she’s whispering… “Daddy I’m cumming!” “Hi Cumming, I’m dad” 2)What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan! I couldn't choose, I am literally laughing for half an hour, send Help!!!!!

lexxxxxx

Danbury, CT, USA

I just love talking and getting to know people. I want to genuinely get to know you.

Adxxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.

loxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What makes a good relationship is when a man leads and a women follows and the only time a women should lead is if it is to the mall LOL !

xxxxxxxx

Radford, VA, USA

make me laugh and i will make your day!!!!!!!!!!!!

baxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

British people be like but you have to say it in a British accent or it won't be funny.. Oi there mate bit rude to put knife in me chest!!

pexxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

Q: why do fish have trouble datin??? A: there many be plenty fish in the sea, but Love is in the air!

dixxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

what do u call a fake noodle?.....................

daxxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

Sugar is actually my kitty's name, I love it that much.

Smxxxxxx

Westminster, MD, USA

When you want a sugar daddy.....but you realize that your looks only qualify for an artificial sweetener daddy

Olxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

I wouldn't say anything about sugar jokes either. I'm a funny person, but I can't really say anything in this area

Ayxxxxxx

Huntsville, TX, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love? Candy crush!

cuxxxxxx

Bolzano, Trentino-Alto Adige, ITA

I'm starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I’m calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

TBxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

I'm 4'11 but I can tell you that I am much taller in person!

brxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Let's Skip The Small Talk If You Know What You Want Shoot Your Shot I Don't Bite I Promise And Happy Searching!!