FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Hexxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

I moved to Canada from the United States with my parents when I was a kid. My father had recently quit drinking and whenever anyone asked, he said, "I've drained America, now I'm draining Canada."

Caxxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

When all you wanted was a sugar daddy… but now you have to be a first lady of the United States of America

Sexxxxxx

Acton, ON, CAN

Baebae!! what do you bring to the table? because i'm the table and its entirety.

pixxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

I'm really not sure what to put here, I'll just let you guys know that I've never had a sugar daddy ever so I wouldn't really know a list of jokes !!

dixxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Hate small talk and dad jokes. Dark humor always appreciated.

Roxxxxxx

Wallace, NC, USA

Some times a little sugar can't hurt a diabetic if the sugar is your lips on my neck

Hoxxxxxx

Glenn Dale, MD, USA

Don't tell me any jokes before I get to know you. Never assume I'll get your sense of humor. Just be a human being.

Daxxxxxx

Aurora, CO, USA

Why did the kid put sugar underneath his pillow? To have sweet dreams :)

baxxxxxx

Brea, CA, USA

What do you blow to make all your wishes come true? A sugar daddy

Anxxxxxx

Greenville, SC, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy? Glucose guardian

Soxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

"Clever as the Devil, and twice as pretty" & "Angel face, Devil thoughts"

Buxxxxxx

Annapolis, MD, USA

The adjective for metal is metallic. But not so for iron...which is ironic.

Kpxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

What's the cheapest meet you can buy? Deer balls they're under buck.

fexxxxxx

Manchester, MAN, GBR

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy...glucose guardian

lexxxxxx

Eden, NC, USA

grew up eating sugar daddies, not much has changed

nixxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar baby thats surrounded by 4 walls? -A SUGAR CUBE!! ahahaahhaha (I made this up)

buxxxxxx

Pocatello, ID, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl?

itxxxxxx

McKinney, TX, USA

There was so many Madison/Madelyn's in my High School so my nickname was "Daddy Maddy" lol

naxxxxxx

Fresno, CA, USA

What did the Girl say to her Sugar daddy after their big Fight ? Leave me a Loan

Elxxxxxx

Lawton, OK, USA

When all you wanted was a sugar daddy.... But now you have to be the First Lady of the United States.