FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

tmxxxxxx

Hopkinsville, KY, USA

what's black white and red all over? me and my voluptuous ass if you smack it hard enough

GUxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Just made these up, Funny but true... -I've been doing kegelgasams since 2016 and stopped in Nov of 2020, so my pelvic muscles have 8 packs. -I've sucked a total of 1 dick in my life time thus far, so my gap reflexes are extremely sensitive -I want to eventually create panties that say "Eat Me". -Honestly, I just want to find my own personal human trampoline. -True life and life more abundantly is a "bitch", so fuck it. And then things get smooth.

Spxxxxxx

Lakeland, FL, USA

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

loxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

I'm tired of going to work every day, having a job, and paying bills. I now accept applications for a sugar daddy..

inxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

How do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

GUxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Funny but true... -I've been doing kegelgasams since 2016 and stopped in Nov of 2020, so my pelvic muscles have 8 packs. -I've sucked a total of 1 dick in my life time thus far, so my gap reflexes are extremely sensitive -I want to eventually create panties that say "Eat Me". -Honestly, I just want to find my own personal human trampoline. -True life and life more abundantly is a "bitch", so fuck it. And then things get smooth.

GUxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

-I've been doing kegelgasams since 2016 and stopped in November of 2020, so my pelvic muscles have 8 packs. -I've sucked a total of 1 dick in my life time thus far, so my gap reflexes are extremely sensitive -I want to eventually create panties that say "Eat Me". -Honestly, I just want to find my own personal human trampoline.

kaxxxxxx

Madison, GA, USA

Might not be tall enough for the roller coaster but I promise I can ride

lixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

why did tiger take long in the toilet...cause he was inside pooh

nixxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

So a priest a fire fighter and a stripper walk in a bar...or was it a nun a teacher and a chef.. well if you didn't notice I'm not too good at this lol.

Amxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Sadly, ill refer to you as my Splenda Daddy. .

SPxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had nobody to go with.

Kaxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

I'm shorter than the Dallas Mavericks chances at winning a championship

baxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

How do you make a pool table laugh? You tickle its balls

Chxxxxxx

Delano, CA, USA

What do you call your sugar daddy when he's hard? .... Caramelized daddy. ; )

Isxxxxxx

Cocoa, FL, USA

Knock Knock? Who's there? Imalove. Imalove who? Imalove YOU forever.

Jaxxxxxx

Henderson, NV, USA

The last date I was on, I finally visited my sugar baby's spot. I took a shower to get prepared to please her and as I got out of the shower - feeling good about her and I - I decided to tell her a joke and when I told her a joke to get her in the mood - the guy under the bed started laughing

Sexxxxxx

Topeka, KS, USA

Gonna start a business to teach math to short people...it'll be called "making little things count"

Irxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

QUESTION: Do you know why hurricanes are all named after women? ANSWER: When they come, they are wet and wild When they go, they take your car and house with them!

yoxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

Have you heard of the phrase sugar, spice and everything nice ;)