FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Naxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

i always wanted to know what's is it like being spoiled by your sugar daddy

Vixxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

how about you give me money because you think I'm pretty? Lol ;)

Swxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy

Luxxxxxx

San Carlos, CA, USA

whats great everytime and has a unspoken way with words? me silly short, petite and your perfect sugar treat : )

Akxxxxxx

Cleveland, OH, USA

What has the most valued hands? Take a wild guess...

maxxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

Having a laugh and as much fun as physically possible is an absolute must for me! Trying not to take myself too seriously, but do take what I do quite serious though ”

Chxxxxxx

Gaithersburg, MD, USA

AMAZING STORY One day, long, long, long ago, there was this woman who, surprisingly, did not whine, nag, or bitch.......... But this was a long time ago....... and it was just ONE day. The End How time changes huh?

ekxxxxxx

Bakersfield, CA, USA

My friend said he wanted to be a sugar daddy in the future. I told him "with how broke you are, you'd be a Splenda stepfather."

kixxxxxx

Windham, CT, USA

That shirt looks great on you! As a matter of fact, so would I

asxxxxxx

North Las Vegas, NV, USA

Don't ask for my number unless you wanna be my sugar daddy ;). i accept splendid daddies too because times is hard, I understand lol

taxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

White sugar is sweet but brown sugar is sweeter ;)

kexxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

Everyone can use a little sugar in their lives lol!

Kaxxxxxx

Accoville, WV, USA

Um. Ok but hope you are light hearted. Why don't orphans play baseball? ~they don't know where home is!

roxxxxxx

New Haven, CT, USA

I'm a sour patch ............ sour then sweeeet!!!

Sexxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

I've heard men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.... If I see you without an erection, I'll make you a sandwich.

cixxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

"Starting a sugar daddy site for people into 80s' music; I'm calling it, Girls Just Wanna Have Funds"

loxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

I have children so and would like someone to play an active romodel.

rixxxxxx

Sherwood Park, AB, CAN

What did the evil chicken lay ? Deviled eggs C'mon, it wasn't that bad ;)

roxxxxxx

Strongsville, OH, USA

Knock knock!! Who's there Achoo Achoo who Well bless ya

Texxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

Well. You see a man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner. Haha :D