FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

skxxxxxx

Akron, OH, USA

I’m irresistible to any naughty boy I’m the bad girl your mom warned you about but you dated anyway Looking for an adrenaline junkie to shake things up

mixxxxxx

Fenton, MO, USA

I'm super sweet, but sugar melts in rain. Bring an umbrella lol

alxxxxxx

Stafford, VA, USA

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

kaxxxxxx

Worcester, MA, USA

What has no eyes and four legs ? No eyedearr haha.

mexxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

Have you lost your license?? Because boy I can't imagine how many girls your driving crazy!!

unxxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

I don't have a sugar joke... Only spice and lots of flavour

spxxxxxx

Beebe, AR, USA

Knock knock. Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?

jaxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

. What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with?

Gixxxxxx

Markham, ON, CAN

What did the tree say to the lumberjack? I'm falling for you. It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Brxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? Your Sugar Daddy! LMAOOOOO

TAxxxxxx

Redding, CT, USA

Why I don't get sugar in my coffee??? Because I'm sweet enough !! XD

roxxxxxx

Charleston, SC, USA

Selling my Kidney to cure addiction soon need a reason not to

mixxxxxx

Jönköping, Jönköping, SWE

Joke of the day: What do you call a frog with no legs?? Hopeless

ilxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

What does Charlie Bucket call Willy Wonka? His Sugar Daddy.

skxxxxxx

Buffalo, NY, USA

Chunky but more of me to love Btw. Not adverse to losing weight

brxxxxxx

Hamilton, MT, USA

A sugar daddy is in bed with a beautiful woman and she’s whispering… “Daddy I’m cumming!” “Hi Cumming, I’m dad” or Make a choice Sugar daddy: I’m going to spoil you Salt daddy: I’m going to preserve you

amxxxxxx

Pensacola, FL, USA

Ladies if he cant appreciate your fruit jokes.... Let that mango :)

mexxxxxx

Piedmont, CA, USA

I will reserve these.. don't want to offend anyone!

brxxxxxx

Frankfort, KY, USA

what is a cow without their legs called ? ground beef

moxxxxxx

Weston, FL, USA

More open minded than a girlfriend and less hassle than a wife (: