FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

lixxxxxx

Fort Lee, NJ, USA

What is a Splenda Daddy? A man who would like to be a sugar daddy…. But doesn’t quite have the means to pull it off! lolol!

VExxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

When all you wanted was a sugar daddy… but now you have to be a first lady of the United States of America

foxxxxxx

Asheville, NC, USA

What is a gender neutral name for sugar daddies? glucose guardian!

pexxxxxx

Cabot, AR, USA

Dont be an a**hole smile n make each day count lol

SIxxxxxx

Raymore, MO, USA

What did the band instructor name his twin daughters? Ana one Ana two!

Jixxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

Might need a hand once in a while... if you get me ;) Also always gets half off manicures :)

lexxxxxx

Tulsa, OK, USA

What's the opposite of a sugar daddy? Get ready hehe.......u-mami

Saxxxxxx

Augusta, GA, USA

I want you , I need you to , when you ready baby ? "

moxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

don't be afraid to message about spicy pics if that's what you want (;

msxxxxxx

Ocean City, MD, USA

I hope your bringing kool aid , i brung the sugar let's make sweet love

Phxxxxxx

Loudonville, NY, USA

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

taxxxxxx

Taylorsville, UT, USA

Don't really have one but only thing funny is I really love to sleep:)

alxxxxxx

North Richland Hills, TX, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy

texxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

I'd rather get a sugar daddy than get a cute good morning text... or get a cute good morning text from my sugar daddy

sbxxxxxx

Duntroon, ON, CAN

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Naxxxxxx

Rockhampton, QLD, AUS

What is SPLENDA DADDY? A man who would like to be a sugar daddy…. But doesn’t quite have the means to pull it off.

Evxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

New here and I just saw the quality of women and men is bad...... If you are cheap don't text me please!!!

Sixxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

If you like to travel, this one for you! Where do fruits go on vacation? "Pear-is!"

rixxxxxx

Fort Wayne, IN, USA

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean

paxxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

The more sugar you get the more sugar you want ;) xx