FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

krxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

SD: All you want is my money. Sb: If I invested my time with you and during that time it doesn't make you wanna give me the world, then your just the wrong guy, sorry Ps : why can't we use emoji's on here

dIxxxxxx

Woodbine, NJ, USA

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?? Cause if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!!!

anxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Buy my shopping cart and get a sexy picture ;)) Buy my two & get sexy real life video call

pixxxxxx

Te Puna, BOP, NZL

What's the difference between me and santa? I can realistically fit down the chimney

jexxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

Why does Swedish sugar taste better? Because it's Sweder duh lol

Aqxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? A. A PAYPAL!

Anxxxxxx

San Jose, CA, USA

Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two tired!

cixxxxxx

Laguna Hills, CA, USA

Aren't you ready to spoil me? Because you should be :)

frxxxxxx

Pleasanton, CA, USA

Deleted the joke that I thought was funny but got no comments. Perhaps it was in bad taste (even for this site?) or maybe people didn't go this far down to read it.

Sexxxxxx

West Yorkshire, GBR

Va un caracol y DERRAPA I dare you to translate the joke and see if it's still funny :)

jexxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

Why does Swedish sugar taste better?

suxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One but the light bulb has to want to change!

maxxxxxx

Canton, OH, USA

what do you blow on your birthday to make your wishes come true? a sugar daddy

Arxxxxxx

Chambersburg, PA, USA

I once had a sugar daddy It was nothing weird. My father had type II diabetes.

Ajxxxxxx

Spartanburg, SC, USA

What did the doctor say to the rose ...... nothing they are in different reality's.

Arxxxxxx

Sundbyberg, AB, SWE

The art of hypocracy is not to be hypocratical, thats call sugar.

FLxxxxxx

Perth, WA, AUS

Nope, gota love rnb. I get it, u dont feel me! Once u hear these songs u will dance with me - sorry its not a joke..

Hoxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Owns his own art studio and travels frequently for work.

loxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What makes a good relationship is when a man leads and a women follows and the only time a women should lead is if to the mall LOL !

Joxxxxxx

Trenton, NJ, USA

I make the best kool-aid, typically with LOTS of sugar! (winks)