FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

soxxxxxx

El Paso, TX, USA

What's yours is mine, what's mine is mine daddy lol

Spxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

Did you hear about that guy that stole a calander?

yfxxxxxx

Durham, NC, USA

let me be the sugar to your baby ;) p.s im not good at jokes lol

Juxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice !!!

Moxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

More sugar for your soul As long as your not diabetic Lest hit it up

foxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

Whats worse than getting shot? A: Getting shot twice.

rexxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy

Swxxxxxx

Orange, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? What is SPLENDA DADDY - A man who would like to be a sugar daddy…. But -doesn’t quite have the means to pull it off. I often found myself daydreaming about the same thing… - Me looking for a sugar daddy who wouldn’t call, text, touch or meet but would pay all my bills, just because I’m beautiful. A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. - H...

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Aqxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with?

zixxxxxx

SGP

How do you spell COW in 13 words?

luxxxxxx

Aberdour, FIF, GBR

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender says.. "Well how've you managed that then?"

xoxxxxxx

Fort Myers Beach, FL, USA

a notification is the quickest way to catch my attention!

Jaxxxxxx

Climax, GA, USA

Share two things you should never hear from a sugar baby. "This is not enough." And "where is the rest?"

mcxxxxxx

Goshen, IN, USA

What did the blanket say say as it fell off the bed?

rexxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

If you ever notice, couples who are sugar daddies and sugar babies have the sweetest relationships.. maybe because they are both sugary ;)

tixxxxxx

Zanesville, OH, USA

Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c? Because you can't see in the dark *ba dum dum tsk*

chxxxxxx

Summerville, SC, USA

What is the heaviest part of a fish? The scales Do gosh make us smarter because they swim in schools? Why can't you trust stairs? They're always up to something

coxxxxxx

Menlo Park, CA, USA

The sweeter the fruit the better the candy! Sugar is the sweetness of life! Taste the rainbow!

Maxxxxxx

West Valley City, UT, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy?

Juxxxxxx

Springfield, MO, USA

I'm funny but looks aren't everything!