FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Baxxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

Knock Knock Who's there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I'll tell you

Zoxxxxxx

Manhattan, KS, USA

Love dad jokes and that's what she said. Humor and jokes are a big yes for me

puxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He was feeling crumb-y.

arxxxxxx

York Beach, ME, USA

What's Forrest Gumps password ? Message me and I'll tell you

bwxxxxxx

Santa Rosa, CA, USA

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

crxxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam

soxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

,Wanna hear a joke about baby cat? Just kitten. Xx

Stxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

What is the opposite of a sugar daddy? U-mami!

Blxxxxxx

Pompano Beach, FL, USA

Why Nurses are the best: - no body parts scare me, I've seen more private parts that a hookeer. - defibrillation, I can thrill with one touch. - I've flipped people bigger than you in bed - no dinner conversation will gross me out - who else will encourage you to pass gas - I'm an educated drug dealer. - I know the proper way to tie you to a bed. - cute enough to stop your heart, skilled enough to restart it!

loxxxxxx

Zachary, LA, USA

I hope that being with you is a lot like camping. You know? Intense.

Cyxxxxxx

Novi, MI, USA

What kind of cell service does fish get? 5-Seas

moxxxxxx

El Paso, TX, USA

My friend said he wanted to be a sugar daddy in the future. I told him, “Boy, with how broke you are, you’d be a Splenda stepfather.”

Anxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

Looking for a sugar daddy, not artificial sweetener;)

amxxxxxx

Overland Park, KS, USA

Be my sugar daddy and I'll give you some sugar, daddy :)

Bexxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

I believe in this life that; It's all about the pleasure!

rixxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

Ooohhh I've got some good one's... here we go ;) When a SD gets hard, he becomes a caramel daddy. What did the duck say after he went shopping with his girl? Put it on my bill

Baxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Do you know what an agnostic atheist with insomnia does all night long? Lays in bed looking, at the ceiling, wondering if there really is a Dog.

Lixxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

Ole, a millionaire, fell ill and was bedridden, seemingly very ill. He said to the doctor, "Doctor, if I recover, I will donate $500,000 to your new hospital." The doctor was delighted and did his best to see him. After a few months, Ole recovered and the doctor said, "You are feeling well, which makes me happy, and I would like to talk to you about making a donation to the new hospital." Ole was surprised and said, "I promised?" "Yes, you promised me yourself." "How ...

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Chxxxxxx

Calumet City, IL, USA

A woman likes two flowers most in her life: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible

prxxxxxx

Tyler, TX, USA

I'm not an organ donor but I'll love to give you my heart .