FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

adxxxxxx

Painesville, OH, USA

It's a good thing I have a library card- bc I'm for sure checking you out ;)

Arxxxxxx

Chambersburg, PA, USA

I once had a sugar daddy It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes.

Laxxxxxx

Hackensack, NJ, USA

Anyone: _______________. Me: That's What She Said.

moxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

What's a nonbinary sugar daddy? Glucose guardian :)

jaxxxxxx

Irvine, CA, USA

Looking too be a sugar baby nothing major i will give full attention

maxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

How come male sugar babies are the best thing to have?

kixxxxxx

Manchester, MAN, GBR

I can be a good little girl for you if you the right amounts

bexxxxxx

Petal, MS, USA

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?.

Prxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

no cash no conversation lmaooo its all fin n games

lOxxxxxx

Up Holland, LAN, GBR

Whos going to treat me like a princess?! Better than my daddy?....

taxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

Are you the order I placed a few days ago? ‘Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day ....

whxxxxxx

Montgomery, AL, USA

What does a sugar baby sound like when she organism ? Who cares lol

kaxxxxxx

Loveland, CO, USA

my life sorry i have self deprecating humor & i think i'm funny

Amxxxxxx

Jackson, MS, USA

How much sunblock does Steve Irwin use? ... Not enough to stop the harmful rays lol

taxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

My me if you want a reply! I do not do anything for free

naxxxxxx

Tempe, AZ, USA

What is a bees favorite song? Pour some sugar on me!

Kyxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

Me + You +… JK, You Don’t Have to Do Any Math to Send Me a Message

Blxxxxxx

Pompano Beach, FL, USA

Why Nurses are the best: - no body parts scare me, I've seen more private parts that a hooker. . - defibrillation, I can thrill with one touch. - I've flipped people bigger than you in bed - no dinner conversation will gross me out - who else will encourage you to pass gas - I'm an educated drug dealer. - I know the proper way to tie you to a bed. - cute enough to stop your heart, skilled enough to restart it!

lixxxxxx

Long Beach, CA, USA

Oli, a millionaire millionaire, fell ill, bedridden, and seemed to be very ill. He said to the doctor, "Doctor, if I recover, I will donate $500,000 to your new hospital." The doctor was very happy and tried his best to see him. After a few months Oli recovered, the doctor said, "I'm very happy that you are feeling well, and I want to talk to you about donating to the new hospital." Oli said in amazement, "It's me. Promised?" "Yes, you promised me yourself." "How ill ...

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Chxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Women like two flowers most in life: one is the money to spend, the second is to try to spend