FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

jaxxxxxx

Chapel Hill, NC, USA

Q- What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A- Your sugar daddy

elxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a whole in one!

quxxxxxx

Columbus, IN, USA

Q: Why is a koala not a bear? A: ... because it didn't have the right KOALA-fications

pexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I'm THE CATCH !! haha that's the joke ( wink wink)

kaxxxxxx

Taylor, AZ, USA

I'm pretty sure I'm the baby of your dreams;) But I may not be in your dreams

stxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

It's been said, that you catch more bees with honey!

Suxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.. Dont ya (;

kaxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

What do you call a man that wants to be a sugar daddy but is broke? A splenda daddy

Taxxxxxx

Lowell, MA, USA

Where are we going to eat "sugar daddy"? I don't know but I don't want to "splenda" lot of money. Ha ha!

lixxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

Sugar babies? They must love candy.! Lol lame joke Ik XD

skxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

I have an extremely dumbed down profile (you do what you have to do) but I do have an actual mind (I promise) and there's more that meets the eye if you just say hello!

shxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

A bit of an edgy joke for ya- "Why do Catholics think Jesus was white?" .... "Because the first time they met him, he was a cracker."

spxxxxxx

Prosper, TX, USA

What did one titty say to the other titty? "We better get some support before they think we're nuts"

Doxxxxxx

Bend, OR, USA

Sadly I have a disease where I can't stop making jokes about airports... doctor said it's terminal

kexxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

Like i said i love to explore and not just places ;)

Shxxxxxx

Monroe, MI, USA

I was wondering do you have a shovel?? Oh no you don't well I'm DIGGING that ass any ways

kixxxxxx

High Point, NC, USA

I'm not good on the spot but I do say make me a lot to see you get all flustered ;)

Cexxxxxx

Long Beach, CA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? A paypal

nuxxxxxx

Williamsburg, VA, USA

IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE OR WILLING TO VIDEO CHAT SO I CAN KNOW YOU ARE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE THEN PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT ME ! TOO MANY SCAMMERS AND SADLY I MET ONE ! IF YOUR GENUINELY YOU THEN IT SHOULDNT BE AN ISSUE

SHxxxxxx

Sandy Springs, GA, USA

**Johnny the Fighter Pilot** A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen d...

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