FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

laxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner. 😂

itxxxxxx

Salem, MA, USA

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!

spxxxxxx

Henrico, VA, USA

-101 sugar cubes walk into a bar. Bartender says: "We don't serve your kind here" The sugar whispers into his ear: "what if I sweetened the deal?" and passes him a $20.

pixxxxxx

Jumayra, DU, ARE

Tell me why ppl sing their babies "hush little baby don't say a word daddy gonna buy u a diamond ring" then not except them to be spoiled... u tell me😂

juxxxxxx

Oshkosh, WI, USA

What did the egg say to the boiling water? ~~It'll take me a second to get hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Mixxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

The gender-neutral term for Sugar Daddy is Glucose Guardian...

thxxxxxx

Canton, OH, USA

This is starting to seem like a freaking joke. Be close or come my way on days off we can hang out. I'm on here ready to be spoiled. And do what it takes for that to happen. Ppl getting on here bs.

pixxxxxx

Jumayra, DU, ARE

If money doesn't buy happiness then why did I stop crying when my mom used to sing me "hush little baby" when I was little?🌝😂

brxxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

I want to be a singer, hahaha.I want to be a singer, hahaha.

rixxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

I promise to keep you laughing and happy all night long . I'm a giver not a taker

Cuxxxxxx

Brentwood, CA, USA

My daughter asked me what a sugar daddy was? I gave her $1000 to never ask me that again!

Suxxxxxx

Lubbock, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? A PayPal

bexxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that can't have me? A diabetic. 'cause I'm too sweet. AWWW 😆

abxxxxxx

Liverpool, LIV, GBR

What do you call a fake noodle? ... An impasta!

bixxxxxx

Indiana, PA, USA

I'm just Looking for a man that when I say " I got rolls " he'll look back at me an say " I got butter what's up"

lixxxxxx

Lubbock, TX, USA

"Where We Gone Eat Sugar Daddy?" "Not Sure But I Don't Wanna Splenda A lot Of Money." 🤣

Atxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Um... I am new to this so maybe I will learn a few from you as we go?

Adxxxxxx

Frisco, TX, USA

Paypigs • Cashcows • Finsub • humanATM • Goddess •

Tsxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What do you call a Sugar Daddy in a wheelchair? Meals on Wheels😅

spxxxxxx

Henrico, VA, USA

-101 sugar cubes walk into a bar. Bartender says: "We don't serve your kind here" The sugar whispers into his ear: "what if I sweetened the deal?" and passes him a $20. -Texas Chainsaw Massacre is actually a comedy and I can go into great detail if prompted. (I have absolutely no idea what this section is supposed to be, so I'm gonna write some things I find funny)