FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Amxxxxxx

Nelspruit, MP, ZAF

"Are you a bank? Because you just made my interest rate go up "

saxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

"I was reading about the differences between a boyfriend and a sugar daddy... They say a boyfriend is like a young wine—fun, but still maturing. A sugar daddy is like a rare vintage scotch—smooth, highly valuable, and exclusive to women with excellent taste."

maxxxxxx

Wilmington, DE, USA

I’m pretty low maintenance… I just happen to have high-maintenance taste. They say the best things in life are free, I'm willing to hear arguments from the other side ;)

Blxxxxxx

Quezon City, Metro Manila, PHL

My doctor told me I need to cut back on sugar, but my bank account says I need to find one.

Maxxxxxx

Bevaix, NE, CHE

La vie est trop courte pour les conversations ennuyeusses et les mauvais restaurants.

Maxxxxxx

Bevaix, NE, CHE

La vie est trop courte pour les conversations ennuyeuses… et les mauvais restaurants.

Maxxxxxx

Bevaix, NE, CHE

La vie est trop courte pour les conversations ennuyeuses… et les mauvais restaurants.

Msxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

What’s the difference between a sugar daddy and regular sugar? One belongs in my coffee…the other pays for it.

saxxxxxx

Summerville, SC, USA

I read fantasy and romance, so my standards are probably somewhere between “emotionally available” and “owns a castle.”

ALxxxxxx

Milan, Lombardy, ITA

My love language is 50% brilliant conversation and 50% great dessert

amxxxxxx

Kingswells, ABE, GBR

Why did the gentleman bring a ladder on our first date? Because he heard I had high standards.

Plxxxxxx

Playa del Carmen, ROO, MEX

life is to short, add the sugar and see what happens ;)

Hixxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Why did the sugar get invited to every party? Because it always brings the sweet vibes!

owxxxxxx

Carrollton, GA, USA

Knock knock, who’s there, the interrupting cow, the interrupting cow…. Mooooo

shxxxxxx

Hawkinsville, GA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to her date? Because she’s looking for a Daddy who can take her to the next level.

roxxxxxx

Mamelodi, GT, ZAF

why did the cookies go to the doctor?because it was feeling a little crumbly

olxxxxxx

Porto, Porto, PRT

Por que o açúcar foi ao psicólogo? Porque estava passando por uma fase amarga... mas saiu de lá muito mais doce!

roxxxxxx

Portsmouth, OH, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard I was looking for someone who could raise the bar!

maxxxxxx

Panjim, GA, IND

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te... and way too sweet to handle. "

gaxxxxxx

Liège, WAL, BEL

how do you call a broke sugar daddy ? a splenda daddy ? mmm en français, comment appellez vous un sugar daddy fauché? Un Diet Daddy?