FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

eMxxxxxx

Cairns, QLD, AUS

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts

Swxxxxxx

Lawrenceville, GA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a spoon on her date? Because she was hoping to meet someone sweet enough to spoil her!

coxxxxxx

Charleston, SC, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on our date? Because he heard I was looking for someone who could take me to the next level!

caxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it had too many sweet problems to deal with

Prxxxxxx

Winnipeg, MB, CAN

I was going to make a sugar joke, but I’m trying to keep this profile refined.

Luxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

why did the chicken cross the road? She was rushing to meet her hatch.

prxxxxxx

Waxhaw, NC, USA

Why did the sugar cube go to therapy? Because it had too many sweet issues!

Mixxxxxx

South Porcupine, ON, CAN

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud.

caxxxxxx

Sunshine Coast, QLD, AUS

A magician’s worst nightmare: 1. A guy with amnesia 2. A wizard 3. A saw-resistant assistant

coxxxxxx

Greenwich, LND, GBR

They say the best things in life are free. Clearly they’ve never been properly spoilt.

tixxxxxx

Davis, CA, USA

I’m looking for a man who loves me almost as much as he loves his bank account.

ANxxxxxx

Nigel, GT, ZAF

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the allowance was going to be HIGH! But seriously, I'm here for a sweet and genuine connection.

rexxxxxx

Kent Town, SA, AUS

So, an SD and SB arrange to play tennis. He’s playing right handed, but after trying to exploit his backhand the SD notices that he’s also playing left handed! SB asks SD why he does that. “Well, Sugar, I’m ambidextrose”

thxxxxxx

Birstall, LEC, GBR

"Why did the sugar cube get a ticket? It was caught speeding at a sugar rush."

mixxxxxx

Niles, MI, USA

They say money can’t buy happiness… but I’ve always been willing to test that theory.

texxxxxx

Lawrence, IN, USA

we’re going to be so sweet that people will need a shot of insulin just to look at us.

jixxxxxx

Honolulu, HI, USA

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

Inxxxxxx

Rochester, NY, USA

Nothing gets old except underwear and you can always buy a new pair

Apxxxxxx

Reno, NV, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on the first date? Because he heard the chemistry was going to be through the roof\.

Jaxxxxxx

Kuluin, QLD, AUS

What do you call a girl with her knee stuck in a railing??? Courtney