FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

hyxxxxxx

Victorville, CA, USA

why did the monkey jump on a roof of the bar? because the drinks were on the house!

chxxxxxx

Stuttgart, BW, DEU

He asked me what's my favorite fruit, i said ''apple pay''

kaxxxxxx

Falmouth, KY, USA

Why’d Adele cross the road…? The say, “ hello from the other siiiide!”

Maxxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

Why was the was the math book so sad? It had too many problems

urxxxxxx

Greensboro, NC, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that falls in love? A sugar crush!

toxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!

grxxxxxx

Newberry, SC, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on the first date? Because she heard the connection was on another level… and she wasn’t about to miss it.

dexxxxxx

Mahanoy City, PA, USA

Why did the gentleman bring his credit card on the first date? Because he already knew he was going to have a good investment.

Rixxxxxx

West Midlands, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on our first date? Because he heard I was looking for someone to elevate my lifestyle.

prxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring his calculator on the date? Because he wanted to make sure the chemistry was adding up.

caxxxxxx

Toledo, OH, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a calculator on his date? Because he wanted to count on a good time

hyxxxxxx

Secunderabad, TG, IND

Why did the sugar baby bring a map on the date? Because she heard the sugar daddy liked to spoil her with 'treasure'!

Emxxxxxx

Athens, OH, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on the date? Because he heard she had high standards

krxxxxxx

Saginaw, MI, USA

Why did the sugar bowl go to school? To get a little refined.

Kixxxxxx

Fred, TX, USA

I was a sugar baby once…then I took an arrow to the knee.

Jexxxxxx

Beverly Hills, CA, USA

When life gives you lemons ask for tequila and salt because what am I supposed to do with just lemons?

alxxxxxx

Binasco, Lombardy, ITA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder? Because she likes her standards — and her lifestyle — a little higher.

rexxxxxx

St Helens, SHN, GBR

Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? Tequila!

spxxxxxx

Summerville, SC, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on her date? Because her standards are high… and she heard Daddy had a top-shelf lifestyle.

Laxxxxxx

Preston, ENG, GBR

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.