FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

laxxxxxx

Canton, OH, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on his date? Because he heard he was looking for someone who could take the relationship to the next level!

Ahxxxxxx

Dunedin, OTA, NZL

Why did the glucose meter break up with the blood sugar? It just couldn’t handle the ups and downs.

emxxxxxx

Orland Park, IL, USA

Difference between a hormone and an enzyme… you can make a Hor-mone but you can’t make an enzyme

Loxxxxxx

VAN, BEL

“Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard she was looking for someone who could raise her standards.”

mIxxxxxx

Perth, WA, AUS

I don't take life too seriously, and I love a good laugh—especially when it comes to the funny side of the sugar lifestyle. I always enjoy jokes about how my coffee and my relationships have one major thing in common: they both require a sweet premium to be truly enjoyable. Or the classic line that while money can't buy happiness, it definitely buys a much better view of the beach from a first-class seat! If you appreciate witty banter, don't mind a little playful tea...

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Foxxxxxx

Adenau, RP, DEU

Gute Dinge kommen zu denen, die wissen was Sie wollen :*

shxxxxxx

Pompano Beach, FL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she was looking for a relationship that takes her to new heights!

swxxxxxx

Daylesford, VIC, AUS

Why are sugar babies bad at baking? They keep waiting for Daddy to bring the sugar

Kexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who fell head over heels in love? Candy Crush.

wixxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

why did the farmer go to the dentist? he had sorghum.

quxxxxxx

Burlington, KY, USA

If Apple made a car would it still have windows? Inspired by my son and his cheesy jokes.

Roxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What’s a Sugar Baby’s favourite subject? Chemistry… because without it, we’re just doing maths.

Nexxxxxx

Columbus, GA, USA

They say too much sugar is bad for you… but I think everyone deserves a cheat day.

Drxxxxxx

Fulshear, TX, USA

Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a Pool!

Lexxxxxx

Imus, Calabarzon, PHL

Why did the sugar cube go to school? ​Because it wanted to be a little sweeter and a lot brighter! ​Hope that puts a smile on your face and adds a little extra sweetness to your day!

Dexxxxxx

Medford, OR, USA

**SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun : A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off..... LOL

Trxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What did one sugar packet say to the other? “We’re a pretty sweet pair!”

isxxxxxx

Irvine, CA, USA

I asked my dog what two minus two is. He said nothing.

moxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

Teacher: Tum school late kyun aaye? Student: Sir, ek board par likha tha—“School Ahead, Go Slow.” Teacher: Toh? Student: Sir, main instructions follow kar raha tha!

Sixxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on our first date? Because he heard I like my standards HIGH.