FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

MAxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

There were the 2 cannibals eating a clown, and one says to the other " does this taste funny?"

Yoxxxxxx

Saxilby, LIN, GBR

People always want a tall glass of sweetness, shame they don't get me ;)

Caxxxxxx

Winter Park, FL, USA

Dicen que el ejercicio alarga la vida… así que fui a caminar. En el camino me sonrió alguien muy atractivo y, desde entonces, mi cardio favorito es cruzarme con esa persona. ¡Qué casualidad que ahora siempre elija la misma ruta!

abxxxxxx

Healdsburg, CA, USA

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a private jet to explore places where you find happiness. And I've found that the journey is always sweeter with a charming, intelligent companion. Let's just say I appreciate the finer, and sweeter, things in life.

anxxxxxx

Ash Flat, AR, USA

did you know elephants paint ther toe nials red so they can hide in cherry trees. have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? darn good hiders arnt they lol

nixxxxxx

New Delhi, DL, IND

what exercise does a sugar daddy do??? CARD-IO hehehhe :333 lameeee

suxxxxxx

Pretoria, GT, ZAF

Why did the sugar baby bring a calculator on the date? Because they wanted to count their blessings… and the zeros!

kaxxxxxx

Elizabeth, NJ, USA

I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me (Life's too short not to laugh at something hilarious. If your jokes make me cry and smile at the same time, we're probably going to get along.)

LAxxxxxx

Saint Augustine, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar baby in a wheelchair???? Meals on wheels

Coxxxxxx

Strawberry, CA, USA

What’s every Amish girls dream? Two Menonite lol

grxxxxxx

Buckeye, AZ, USA

why did the sugar baby go to school? Because she wanted to get a master's degree in sweetness!

fixxxxxx

Cape Town, WC, ZAF

The politically correct term for a sugar daddy is a glucose guardian

Maxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

know what you give a man who has everything? Penicillin.

cuxxxxxx

Harrisonburg, VA, USA

What’s a sugar baby’s favorite type of weather? A forecast of funds.

Irxxxxxx

Cape Town, WC, ZAF

What do you call a baby born under a bridge? Bridgette!

coxxxxxx

Durban, NL, ZAF

Friend, if being broke burned calories, we'd both have six-packs by now!

tyxxxxxx

Baton Rouge, LA, USA

If kindness were sugar,I think you'd be a whole bakery.

cuxxxxxx

Oneida, NY, USA

A newly-rich man goes to the gym and asks the female trainer, "Which machine here will make me most attractive to someone like you?" She looked at him and said, "The ATM outside."

fuxxxxxx

Elizabeth, NJ, USA

"Are you an electrician? because you light up my day" :)

Pexxxxxx

Bangkok, Bangkok, THA

If we argue i'll get in your car and drive to the impasse.