FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

avxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

why do sugar daddies never get lost? Because they always follow the sweetest path - and they know exactly where to take you to make every moment perfect!

bexxxxxx

Worthing, WSX, GBR

They say money can't buy happiness... but I'd be willing to test that theory.

Naxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

If men are not just gentlemen, they might become beasts.

buxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

What do you call a chameleon that can't change its color? A reptile dysfunction!

Anxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Life is way much sweeter when I'm around because I'm sugar and spiced with everything nice ;-)

asxxxxxx

Bellevue, OH, USA

What’s invisible and smells like carrots? Answer: bunny farts

dexxxxxx

Huntington, WV, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

lixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

The Substitute: What do you call a sugar daddy who isn't quite as rich as he says he is? A Splenda Daddy.The Sweet Tooth: Why did the woman start dating a candy manufacturer? She was looking for a real sugar daddy.The Office Joke: Why did the accountant become a sugar daddy? He wanted to make sure his investments were always sweet.The Comparison: A sugar daddy is like a fine wine—expensive, aged, and usually found in a cellar-sized mansion.

flxxxxxx

Summit, MS, USA

Two windmills were sitting on a hill. One asks the other, "Do you have a favorite song?" The other replies, "Well... all my life I have been a heavy metal fan."

faxxxxxx

Alexandria, VA, USA

Why did the sugar cube go to school? Because it wanted to be a little refined! I hope that adds a little sweetness to your afternoon—you're doing a great job managing everything on your plate today!

mexxxxxx

Bicester, OXF, GBR

Why did the sugar break up with the tea? Because it felt like it was always being stirred into drama

Moxxxxxx

Evergreen Park, IL, USA

There once was a blind guy. He walked into a bar. . . . . Than he walked into a table. (Rimshot)

dixxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Why did the sugar mommy start a baking business? Because she wanted to make more dough to take care of her sugar baby!

Trxxxxxx

Rishikesh, UT, IND

Why did sugar go to therapy? Because it had too many sweet issues… and kept getting into sticky situations

Texxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

I searched a list of ten puns to find one that made me laugh.... No pun in ten did

isxxxxxx

Agra, UP, IND

cats favorite dessert ? mice-cream brown and sticky? A stick

omxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to become a little sweeter at math

ENxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

Why are one-night stands with a man like earthquakes? You never know how long they’ll last.

slxxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it couldn’t stop dissolving under pressure.

Exxxxxxx

New Delhi, DL, IND

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder? Because he heard the sugar mommy was on another level.