FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

joxxxxxx

Bang Na, Bangkok, THA

เทอน่ารักจัง อยากเห็นหน้าเทอ ทุกวันแบบนี้เลย สบายดีไหม ทาย

thxxxxxx

Longmont, CO, USA

What do you call a bear without teeth? A GUMMY BEAR hahahah

Woxxxxxx

Smyrna, GA, USA

I’m looking for someone who can spoil me with great conversation first… dessert is a close second.

Wexxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

Telling each other "you’re crazy" and then backing each other up in public.

Zaxxxxxx

Germiston, GT, ZAF

Warning: may charm you with wit before the first course even arrives

pRxxxxxx

Delmas, MP, ZAF

Excuse me, are you an angle ? Because i just think god sent you fot me

Vexxxxxx

Braganca, PA, BRA

What is the most sacred food there is? "Amen-doim" (Peanut).

Nexxxxxx

Tlajomulco de Zuniga, JAL, MEX

Que le dice el cero al ocho? Que cinturon tan agustado tienes

A1xxxxxx

Des Moines, IA, USA

What’s a sugar babies favorite workout? Running up that bill ;)

lixxxxxx

Port Saint Lucie, FL, USA

what does a farmer count cows with a cowculator haha

dyxxxxxx

Williamsburg, OH, USA

Me, thinking I could navigate this 'delightfully chaotic' life entirely on my own without a generous mentor to keep me in line. Who will remind me to drink enough water in a day?

toxxxxxx

Antioch, TN, USA

Why didn’t 6 like 7????? Because 7 ate(8) 9 . Lol

spxxxxxx

Clear Brook, VA, USA

My love language is quality time… and upgraded experiences

prxxxxxx

Dothan, AL, USA

What’s the sexiest thing a man can say in 4 words? Message me your guess ;)

suxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

I don't really know no jokes but only in America like

cuxxxxxx

Peterborough, ON, CAN

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? ........ -A pouch potato. ;) What do you call a pony with a sore throat? ...... -A little horse. ;) How do you make a tissue dance? Well.... You put a little boogie in it! ;)

bexxxxxx

Greenwood, IN, USA

Anytime I cook with sugar I sing a Song about sugar. Sugar sugar, how you look so fly. Sugar! Yes, please would you come and put it down on me. sugar sugar, honey, honey!

mixxxxxx

Green Bay, WI, USA

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don’t talk to the guy in the middle, I hear he’s a real dick

Ocxxxxxx

Sellersburg, IN, USA

At this point, I would settle for a Splenda Daddy.

Baxxxxxx

Bloomington, MN, USA

“I run on iced coffee, compliments, and occasional designer gifts.”