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  • Jexxxxxx

    Edmonton, AB, CAN

  • kuxxxxxx

    Chennai, TN, IND

    No i don’t know any jokes to share here.

  • chxxxxxx

    Hyderabad, TG, IND

    Looking for a sugar momma, strictly for sweetness, sass, and shared desserts.

  • lixxxxxx

    Kochi, KL, IND

    Why was he always smiling around his sugar mommy? Life just felt a little more sweetened

  • Caxxxxxx

    Marthandam, TN, IND

    What do sugar and music have in common? Both are in treble.

  • kaxxxxxx

    Avadi, TN, IND

    Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to become a little sweeter at math!

  • maxxxxxx

    Jammu, JK, IND

    Why did sugar go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie!

  • Vexxxxxx

    Noida, UP, IND

    My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home! Just kidding, I’m still here. Please send coffee and snacks.

  • dixxxxxx

    Bengaluru, KA, IND

    why did the sugar go to school?.. because he wanted to become sweet in maths

  • Jexxxxxx

    Cape Town, WC, ZAF

    What the gender neutral version of a sugar daddy? A Glucose guardian

  • Moxxxxxx

    Evergreen Park, IL, USA

    Why was Mickey mad at Minnie? Because she was fucking Goofy! >_

  • MIxxxxxx

    Ernakulam, KL, IND

    Why did the sugar cube go to school? Because it wanted to be a little 'sweet-er' than the rest!

  • Asxxxxxx

    Auckland, AUK, NZL

    What job did the piggy pig love more ? " A hamjob "

  • soxxxxxx

    Indore, MP, IND

    What’s a sugar mummy’s favorite type of relationship? One with a good return policy

  • moxxxxxx

    Haryana, HR, IND

    What do you call a woman with one leg? anserw :Eileen.

  • nrxxxxxx

    Coimbatore, TN, IND

    Why do sugar mommies make the best bakers? Because they already know how to handle all the sweet dough

  • Moxxxxxx

    St Louis, MO, USA

    Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to our first date? Because he heard I like things on another level

  • scxxxxxx

    Adelaide, SA, AUS

    How do u circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the teeth. What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie. What's the worst thing about breaking down at an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger!

  • Anxxxxxx

    Amlwch, AGY, GBR

    I like simple humor and people who don’t take life too seriously. If a man can make me laugh, he already wins half the battle. Life should be fun, light and full of good energy.

  • pkxxxxxx

    Salt Lake City, UT, USA

    How many sugar daddies does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just hire a "consultant" to do it, pay for the ladder in installments, and then tell the lightbulb that back in his day, lightbulbs had a better work ethic and stayed lit for a nickel.

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