FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

kaxxxxxx

Gangtok, SK, IND

Me: "You know, the best part about our relationship is that you have so much wisdom and experience." You: "Oh, really? And what’s the second best part?" Me: "That your eyesight is just bad enough to think I’m a 10/10 every morning."

sixxxxxx

Abu Road, RJ, IND

Why don't sugar cubes get lost? Because they always stick together.

vixxxxxx

Gandhinagar, GJ, IND

Why don't sugar cubes get lost? Because they always stick together

Thxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Faxxxxxx

Bhubaneswar, OR, IND

What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cone? “Don’t worry, just chill!”

Suxxxxxx

Omaha, NE, USA

“How do you make a tissue dance” -Put a little boogie in it (Footloose)

Maxxxxxx

Axton, VA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder? Because he heard his sugar baby wanted a sweet upgrade!

mexxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

Why did scarecrow win an award? beacuse he was outstanding in his field

lixxxxxx

Abu Dhabi, AZ, ARE

What’s a sugar couple’s favorite dessert? Mutual benefits and served warm.

Roxxxxxx

Hyderabad, TG, IND

why does sugar always get invited to parties ? Because it makes everything sweeter!

Shxxxxxx

Ahmedabad, GJ, IND

well honestly its kinda u know nothing speical here it goes:- "are u a loan? because im intrested in u"

aixxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

fuxxxxxx

Hyderabad, TG, IND

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to become a smartie!

bpxxxxxx

Hamilton, ON, CAN

Why did the sugar go to school? To get sweeter! LOL

raxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

Why did the sugar feel confident at the party? Because it knew it could sweeten any situation !!

daxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

Are you made of sugar? Because every conversation with you sounds like it’d be pretty sweet

Raxxxxxx

Haryana, HR, IND

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to become a little “smarter-sweet!” What did the sugar say to the tea? “Don’t worry… I’ll make your day a little sweeter!” Why did the sugar cube break up with the salt? It said, “You’re just too salty for me!” What’s a sugar cube’s favorite dance? The sweet shuffle! Why was the sugar always invited to parties? Because it sweetened the mood! What did one sugar cube say to another at the gym? “...

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Blxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy with a great sense of humor? A laughing stock option.

Flxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't Peeling well

kuxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard the relationship needed to go to the *next level*! Life is sweeter when we can laugh together.