FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Loxxxxxx

Little Elm, TX, USA

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

abxxxxxx

Bhopal, MP, IND

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to become a smartie! What did the sugar say to the tea? “Don’t worry, I’ll make things sweeter!” Why was the sugar always invited to parties? Because it knew how to sweeten the mood! What’s sugar’s favorite movie? Sweet Home Alabama Why did the cookie cry? Because its sugar was gone! What did one sugar cube say to the other? “You’re looking sweet today!” Why did the sugar break up with the ...

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amxxxxxx

Jaipur, RJ, IND

Why did the donut tell the sugar it was special? Because without sugar, life would be glazed and confused!

Roxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

What did the sugar mommy say to her assistant? "Let's make this day sweet!"

Haxxxxxx

Okeene, OK, USA

Why did the couple go stargazing on their first date? Because they heard the chemistry was out of this world.

ADxxxxxx

Ghaziabad, UP, IND

1. Why did the sugar go to school? **To become a little smarter!** 2. What did the sugar say to the tea? **“You make life sweeter!”** 3. Why is sugar always happy? **Because it sticks with sweet friends.** 4. What’s sugar’s favorite music? **Sweet melodies!** 5. Life is like sugar — **A little sweetness makes everything better.**

jaxxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

Why did the candy go to school? To become smarter-sweet.

amxxxxxx

Hampton, GA, USA

"I told my Sugar Daddy I wanted to do something romantic and expensive for our next date... so he's taking me to a gas station in Buckhead."

hixxxxxx

Hyderabad, TG, IND

Why do sugar mommies make the best Tinder matches? Because when they say 'I'll take care of you,' they actually mean it… and they’ve got the receipts to prove it

Saxxxxxx

Nagpur, MH, IND

What did the sugar say to the coffee? “You make life brew-tifully sweet!”

Ayxxxxxx

Sundargarh, OR, IND

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

shxxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

You must own a sugar factory… Because you’re producing sweetness 24/7.

sixxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Why don’t sugar cubes ever get lost? They always stick together.

Baxxxxxx

Machilipatnam, AP, IND

Are you sugar? Because every time you talk, my mood becomes sweet. I tried to reduce sugar… But then you smiled. Now I’m fully diabetic in love. Are we at a tea stall? Because without you, everything tastes bland. You must be made of sugar. Even my bitter days turn sweet around you. Doctor said avoid sugar… But how do I avoid you? If sweetness had a brand ambassador, It would definitely be you. Are you a dessert? Because I saved the best part ...

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Aaxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Why did the sugar cube go to school? Because it wanted to be a 'smartie'—but then it met me and decided it would rather just be spoiled

Vixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Because it wanted to be a little sweeter at math it heard there would be lots of “pi”!

asxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Bexxxxxx

Paris, IDF, FRA

« Pourquoi les Sugar Mommy aiment les surprises ? Parce qu’ils adorent être aussi gâtés qu’ils gâtent ! »

Lexxxxxx

Paducah, KY, USA

A blonde called the fire department Her house was on fire he said how do I get there she said duh big red truck

vixxxxxx

Haryana, HR, IND

Sugar mommy: “What do you bring to the table?” Me: “Ma’am… I bring empty pockets and unlimited loyalty.”