FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

INxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

What do you call a factory that makes good chocolate? A satisfy-ory!

Raxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

What’s sugar’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a sweet ending!

grxxxxxx

Vadodara, GJ, IND

I told my friend I'm looking for sugar mommy and he took it as my mom has diabetes.

Roxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

What’s a dentist’s worst nightmare? A lion that loves candy!

akxxxxxx

Noida, UP, IND

How does sugar answer the phone? “Yellow, sweet speaking!”

Chxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

My daughter asked me what a sugar daddy was.I gave her $2000 to never ask me that again.

swxxxxxx

Greeley, CO, USA

I like my coffee like I like my SDs… strong, consistent, and keeping up with my standards They say patience is a virtue… I say patience pays, literally I’m loyal, affectionate, and attentive… but only if you earn it. Otherwise, I’m just a very cute disappointment I like my SDs like I like my steak—well done, generous, and able to handle a little heat

Jaxxxxxx

SGP

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to be a little sweeter at math!

rexxxxxx

Mobile, AL, USA

Guess what.. Chicken butt. Classic yet my fav.

crxxxxxx

Lumberton, NJ, USA

I once had a sugar daddy It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes.

prxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard the girl was looking for someone to elevate her lifestyle! LOL

Wixxxxxx

Thiruvananthapuram, KL, IND

Why did the kids put sugar on their pillows? They wanted to have sweet dreams

Goxxxxxx

MI, ITA

Sugar and I have a lot in common… We both make everything better

Skxxxxxx

Bronx, NY, USA

Can you give me a cavity? How sweet are you really?

moxxxxxx

Germantown, TN, USA

My sugar daddy asked if I was into role-play. I said, “Sure—you be the ATM, I’ll be the PIN. Let’s see how many times you can give me the right numbers before you’re completely spent.”

iaxxxxxx

Kansas City, KS, USA

It’s smells like up dog in here “What’s up dog” Not much what’s up with you

Baxxxxxx

Chennai, TN, IND

What's the difference between an angry audience and a cow with laryngitis? One boos madly while the other moos badly.

dhxxxxxx

Pune, MH, IND

Why don't sugar cubes ever get lost? Because they always stick together!

Caxxxxxx

Formosa, GO, BRA

I'm not complicated, I just come with extra content. They say I'm intense... I prefer 'well-lived'.

loxxxxxx

Savannah, GA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty women is not a sugar daddy. He’s an artificial sweetener