FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Alxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

I like my relationships like my sugar—sweet, refined, and best enjoyed with good taste

Avxxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

I visited the doctor today and he said my sugar was too high So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf

ryxxxxxx

Honolulu, HI, USA

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Aww sheet.

maxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

I believe in sugar… especially when it’s sweet, generous, and comes with great conversation

Alxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Sweet, not stupid. I know the difference between sugar and Splenda, and I don’t do substitutes.

maxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

Hey what’s a DJ’s favorite sauce? Marinara (you gotta do it in a remix DJ tone)! This is my all time favorite joke!

Tixxxxxx

Chichester, WSX, GBR

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy… you waste all your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes

Sexxxxxx

Rockwall, TX, USA

A physicist, a chemist, a billionaire, and the billionaire's sugar baby gets stranded on a desert island and all they have to eat is tinned caviar. Unfortunately, they don't have the key that's needed to open the caviar tins. The physicist says, I know how to get the caviar. All we need is the right size and shape rocks and I can arrange a tool to properly open the cans without spilling the caviar. So everyone hunts around the island to find the right size and s...

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dixxxxxx

Barre, VT, USA

I’m not high maintenance, I’m just high quality… sugar helps keep it that way

lexxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy dessert and that’s a good start.

lixxxxxx

Daytona Beach, FL, USA

Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Pending copywrite on that lol

sexxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat what bugs them! Lol

Clxxxxxx

GU, ESP

¿Crees en el amor a primera vista, o tengo que volver a pasar delante de ti?

Suxxxxxx

Pune, MH, IND

Why did sugar go to school? To become a smartie. I tried to quit sugar… But it kept refining its argument. Sugar and I have a great relationship. It always sticks with me.

prxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Why did the sugar feel so happy? Because life was sweet and it enjoyed every crystal of it

Dixxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

Twxxxxxx

Salem, OR, USA

What do girls with big foreheads and girls that get around both love? Some good bangs!!

Raxxxxxx

Noida, UP, IND

Fun fact: "sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound. . . At least, I'm pretty sure that's correct.

daxxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

Why did the sugar baby go to therapy? She had too many daddy issues... and not enough daddy deposits!

mixxxxxx

Queens, NY, USA

—No soy adivina… —¿Entonces? —Pero sé que esta sonrisa mía te va a meter en problemas