FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Spxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

1 : " Life without sugar is just a bitter story " 2 : once my my sugar mommy told me to save for retirement. So I bought a luxury watch. She said. "Closed enough!! " 3 : what's the difference between sugar mommy and regular mom? I said regular mom's give chores and sugar mommy gives you new bmw.

joxxxxxx

Mohali, PB, IND

Sweet enough to raise your standards, not your blood sugar

lmxxxxxx

Ernakulam, KL, IND

A 75-year-old man went to his doctor and announced he was getting married to a 25-year-old woman. "But at your age," the doctor warned, "the excitement could be dangerous for your heart." The man thought it over. "Well, if she dies, she dies."

Daxxxxxx

Coimbatore, TN, IND

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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Loxxxxxx

Chennai, TN, IND

I’m sweet enough to behave… mischievous enough to make it interesting. I don’t flirt accidentally—everything here is very intentional. I’m the kind of trouble you smile about later. I promise good manners… and occasional bad ideas. I’m well-behaved in public, creatively curious in private. I don’t need a sweet tooth—I am the temptation. I follow rules… selectively. I’m sugar with a warning label: may cause blushing. I behave best when properly appreciated. I’...

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Hoxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

I like my coffee how I like my connections—sweet and well taken care of

maxxxxxx

Madurai, TN, IND

I don’t just add sugar — I upgrade the whole recipe.

Daxxxxxx

Ujjain, MP, IND

Why did the sugar go to therapy? It couldn’t handle the pressure of being so sweet.

Amxxxxxx

Thane, MH, IND

Looking for someone who is sweet, successful, and doesn't mind that my 'private jet' is actually a local train to Ambernath.

moxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

what do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love? candy crush!!!

Ujxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Sugar and I have one thing in common We both make life sweeter

Lexxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

A mushroom walks into the bar. The bartender says..."im sorry, we dont serve your kind here". The mushroom responds "c'mon..im a fungi".

jexxxxxx

Palm Bay, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the candy store... Answer: he heard the prices were threw the roof Hahhaha!!!!

avxxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because they heard the lifestyle was all about leveling up!

Fexxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

why did the chicken cross the road, (answer: to get to the other side)

Gaxxxxxx

Mohali, PB, IND

Looking for a sugar mommy? Don’t worry I come pre-sweetened.

Isxxxxxx

Uniondale, NY, USA

“Are you made of sugar? Because every time you’re around, everything just feels sweeter.I must be a cookie, because I crumble when I see you.”

paxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

chxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

I’m at that age where my 'type' is anyone who doesn't use the word 'vibes' to avoid paying for dinner.

Abxxxxxx

Pune, MH, IND

I believe in sweet connections — low drama, high smiles.