FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Goxxxxxx

Solan, HP, IND

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to be a little smarter than a spoonful

thxxxxxx

Mobile, AL, USA

i love dad jokes. knock on the fridge before you open it… bc there might be a salad dressing.

Bnxxxxxx

Miami, QLD, AUS

When u wash your hands are actually washing them or watching them wash each other.?

Suxxxxxx

Asheville, NC, USA

Girl says to Guy: “Hi my name is Carmen because I like cars and men. What’s your name?” Guys response: BeerPussy

COxxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

I’m sweet enough on my own… but I don’t mind adding a little sugar to my life!!!

Haxxxxxx

Bellingham, WA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a platonic arrangement? A PayPal.

zuxxxxxx

Belgaum, KA, IND

• “I enjoy sugar jokes because life is already bitter enough.” • “My humor is sweet, harmless, and best served with smiles.”

Asxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

I've got a sweet spot ;) What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

86xxxxxx

Myrtle Beach, SC, USA

My sugar momma told me her name was Butterworth. I'm supposed to meet her tonight. She's going to be at Walmart on aisle 9... right next to the pancakes.

icxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Careful, I’m sweet; too much of me might give you a sugar rush

Joxxxxxx

Moosup, CT, USA

Knock knock "Who's there?" Broken pencil "Broken pencil, who?" (((Never mind, it's pointless)))

Mixxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush. What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy! A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner. What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?" Glucose guardian. How did the woman terrify her gynecologist? She learned ventriloquism. What was the problem with the origami adult channel? It was pa...

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skxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener. I brought cake and candy to my son's birthday celebration. And that, officer, is why I told the hostess at Chuck E. Cheese's that I was the sugar daddy looking for my party boy.

drxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar daddy

Thxxxxxx

CA, USA

I told my sugar baby, "You're like Wi-Fi." She said, "Because I'm free and available everywhere?" I said, "No, because everyone wants to connect with you... but only I get the full signal."

rixxxxxx

Patna, BR, IND

Why did the sugar daddy get an award? Because he was so sweet with his contributions!

Vixxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

What do you call a box of broken clocks.... A waste of time.

Pexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

kaxxxxxx

Glenoma, WA, USA

In this economy, it's not a sugar daddy. It's a Splenda daddy

Mzxxxxxx

Chapel Hill, NC, USA

Knock knock? Who there? Sugar ? Sugar who ? Sugar Daddy