FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

caxxxxxx

Bergen, Hordaland, NOR

My favorite sugar daddy joke? ‘What do you call a broke sugar daddy?’ Blocked.

swxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? ... Candy Crush

Scxxxxxx

Duncan, BC, CAN

I don't want to brag - but I finished the puzzle in under a week! (it said 2-4 years on the box.)

flxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

“My sugar daddy asked if I wanted anything from the store. I said, ‘Yeah — a store.’”

Anxxxxxx

Acton, ACT, AUS

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts.

Mixxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

“I asked my sugar daddy if I was his only one. He said, ‘Of course… you're my favorite tax write-off.’”

SOxxxxxx

Cortez, CO, USA

Why does waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to get spotted.. .. lol

loxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she was ready to climb that tax bracket ;)

Anxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the allowance was through the roof!

Raxxxxxx

Munchen, BY, DEU

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy"! He's an artificial sweetner. :))

trxxxxxx

Spokane, WA, USA

A newly-rich man, having just sold his company, decides he wants a gorgeous woman to share his newfound wealth. Eager to impress, he heads to the gym the next day to get in shape. Approaching a young female trainer, he asks, "Which machine here will make me most attractive to someone like you?" She smirks and replies, "The ATM outside."

muxxxxxx

Whittier, CA, USA

Why did the muscle refuse to heal? Because it was too "torn" between deciding to rest or workout, lol

Stxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What’s a sugar baby’s favorite type of tea? Rich people’s business. ;)

Msxxxxxx

Stockholm, AB, SWE

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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aRxxxxxx

Durham, NC, USA

Where do bad rainbows go? To prism. It's a light sentance, but it gives them time to reflect. *************************************************** Don't run while playing bagpipes. You could put an aye out. Or worse, you could get kilt.

Onxxxxxx

Tracy, CA, USA

Are you a credit card? Because every time I’m with you, I feel like I’m making an investment in happiness (and maybe a little broke, but totally worth it!)

trxxxxxx

Roseville, CA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

anxxxxxx

Tarzana, CA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a " sugar daddy" He's an artificial sweatner.

laxxxxxx

Florence, KY, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with his sugar baby? Candy Crush

noxxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

How do you catch a Special Sugar Baby? Unique up on Her!