FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

kaxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

You must be a trust fund because I can already see us investing in each other!

Lrxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Llxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

What do you blow to make a wish? A Sugar Daddy :)

Drxxxxxx

Federal Way, WA, USA

What is a sugar babies favorite thing to have for dinner? Reservations!

grxxxxxx

Cleveland Heights, OH, USA

How do u steal a coat???????????? U jacket!!!!!!!!

mexxxxxx

Shimla, HP, IND

Okayyy hear me out... What do you call a man who pretends to be a rich Sugar Daddy..? An artificial sweetener lmaooo

Sexxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

Whats a deaf gynecologist do?? Read lips!! Hahahaha!!

Drxxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

Are you made of uranium and iodine? Because all that I can see is U and I together. :D

Nixxxxxx

Madison, IL, USA

I once had a sugar daddy. It was nothing weird, my dad had type II diabetes.

auxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

Why do squirrels swim on their back? So their nuts don't get wet

loxxxxxx

Arcadia, CA, USA

What do octopuses like for lunch? Peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich!

Hoxxxxxx

Sykesville, MD, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music...... I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds

Evxxxxxx

Aberdeen, ABE, GBR

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

Chxxxxxx

Vero Beach, FL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a map to the date? She heard there were sweet destinations!

joxxxxxx

Palmerston North, MWT, NZL

why did the toast go to the doctors? because he was feeling crummy

Smxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

sexxxxxx

Wellington, WGN, NZL

I’m not saying I’m high maintenance… but my coffee takes a sugar daddy and two creams.

bexxxxxx

Bedford, BDF, GBR

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? Meals on wheels

Skxxxxxx

Bothell, WA, USA

Why did the sugar baby always carry lip gloss and an NDA? Because one’s for sealing the deal, the other’s for what happens after.

alxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy start taking cooking classes? Because his sugar baby said he needed more “dough” and better taste!